Getting extremely grey here on the Firth of Forth. Typical. The missus2B has been here for weeks in glorious sunshine and I get here and the storm clouds brew. Still, at least I have her laptop, Wi-Fi and a bar

Oh, and she's rich - she's just had this in her e-mail:-
"11/8/2009
ATTN: BENENFICIARY
IT WAS RESOLVED AND AGREED AT THE BANK HEAD OFFICE LAST WEEK THAT YOUR INHERITANCE FUNDS WOULD BE RELEASED TO YOU ON A SPECIAL METHOD OF PAYMENT WHICH TAG"SWIFT CREDIT CARD".YOU ARE ADVICED TO RE- COMFIRM YOUR NAME,ADDRESS.PHONE/FAX
THANKS.
MR DAVID RICHARD"