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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #6105 on: December 06, 2009, 09:14:26 AM »
Morning shag leader  Xmas6:


All is well in deepest , wettest Somerset.

My mother has given me the inquistion this morning about why I have not told her about my new man   eeek: eeek: eeek: She rates herself as a bit of a Miss Marple ( no one else does mind you  noooo: )

Thinking that she is perhaps entering the more advanced stages of senility I asked her what on earth she was on about.

Apparently she heard me and my SIL talking yesterday and she heard her ask me how 'Kevin'  was  rubschin:

When I stopped laughing I explained Kevin was code word for the Brat as in Kevin the teenager from Harry Enfield shows

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #6106 on: December 06, 2009, 09:16:31 AM »
Mothers are always desperate to push you back on a horse when you fall off.  noooo:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #6107 on: December 06, 2009, 09:16:52 AM »
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #6108 on: December 06, 2009, 09:18:35 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 06, 2009, 09:16:31 AM
Mothers are always desperate to push you back on a horse when you fall off.  noooo:

I know ...when what you really want is a stallion this time  lol:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #6109 on: December 06, 2009, 09:28:20 AM »
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #6110 on: December 06, 2009, 09:51:03 AM »
She said stallion not broken down old nag fit only for the glue factory  ::)
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #6111 on: December 06, 2009, 09:51:34 AM »
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #6112 on: December 06, 2009, 09:52:57 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 06, 2009, 09:51:03 AM
She said stallion not broken down old nag fit only for the glue factory  ::)

Snoopy's diplomacy course is coming along well  lol:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #6113 on: December 06, 2009, 09:53:50 AM »
Chances of Nick getting a shag - 0%
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #6114 on: December 06, 2009, 09:55:12 AM »
I have my fingers crossed. Unfortunately Mrs Nick prolly has her legs crossed  noooo:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #6115 on: December 06, 2009, 09:56:41 AM »
Quote from: Nick on December 06, 2009, 09:55:12 AM
I have my fingers crossed. Unfortunately Mrs Nick prolly has her legs crossed  noooo:
You may as well tie a knot in it...  point:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #6116 on: December 06, 2009, 09:57:30 AM »
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #6117 on: December 06, 2009, 09:58:07 AM »
Or get a Scoutmaster to tie it for you  whistle:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #6118 on: December 06, 2009, 10:02:44 AM »
Quote from: Barman on December 06, 2009, 09:56:41 AM
Quote from: Nick on December 06, 2009, 09:55:12 AM
I have my fingers crossed. Unfortunately Mrs Nick prolly has her legs crossed  noooo:
You may as well tie a knot in it...  point:

A windsor one like yours  whistle:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #6119 on: December 06, 2009, 10:05:12 AM »
How does she know?  rubschin:
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