My garden looks like a Christmas Cake ~ I keep expecting to see a bear eating it. 

I've just been up me 'ill like. Some other bastards had the same idea as me though unfortunately.

Bloody heaving...well a couple of others arriving as I left.
Bloody ace and icy up there today. The Clwydian valley looked just like it had had cotton wool spread all over it, and the sunrise was glorious.
Bacon and egg butty made in the car park to round it all off.

People look at me ded strange like, but I reckon they're just jealous tbh.