This bloody ice has just cost me a wasted day's werk on the off roading scuuuell.
Couldn't get up the hill leading to the site due to a bloody great glacier. Only thing missing was the Polar Bears.
I had to ring the cussie up and apologise profusely, spouting H&S regulations etc (only messin' about H&S)
Went up
me 'ill instead, and rescued some geezer in a Mondeo that was stuck in the icy car park.
Sweet arn'I.