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Offline Snoopy

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #1245 on: December 02, 2008, 07:18:24 AM »
We have water ~ lots of it have been falling from the skies all night. It is also freezio.
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #1246 on: December 02, 2008, 07:22:14 AM »
Bah!  cussing:

We have no water + the driest October for 10 years + the driest November for 10 years + no sign of rain in December = Gubbed
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #1247 on: December 02, 2008, 07:26:13 AM »
Such a shame ~ when you could still be in the UK, alternately flooded, freezing, spending huge sums of money on gas, electricity and oil just to keep warm whilst basking in the benefits of a low tax regime run by an honest, straightforward government that has only your best interests at heart. Why anyone should want to suffer the privations you have forced upon yourself in exchange I cannot imagine  ::)

Hark ~ there are hailstones beating against my window as I type.
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #1248 on: December 02, 2008, 07:55:10 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 02, 2008, 07:26:13 AM
Such a shame ~ when you could still be in the UK, alternately flooded, freezing, spending huge sums of money on gas, electricity and oil just to keep warm whilst basking in the benefits of a low tax regime run by an honest, straightforward government that has only your best interests at heart. Why anyone should want to suffer the privations you have forced upon yourself in exchange I cannot imagine  ::)

Hark ~ there are hailstones beating against my window as I type.
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #1249 on: December 02, 2008, 08:02:08 AM »
Where is that green with envy emoticon when you need it?



Oh this'll do
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #1250 on: December 02, 2008, 08:05:02 AM »
To be honest I'm not sure anybody has asked the "what if it doesn't rain this winter" question...  noooo:

We already have thousands of tonnes of water shipped in from Greece every day....
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #1251 on: December 02, 2008, 08:13:25 AM »
Quote from: Barman on December 02, 2008, 08:05:02 AM
To be honest I'm not sure anybody has asked the "what if it doesn't rain this winter" question...  noooo:

We already have thousands of tonnes of water shipped in from Greece every day....

I 'spect they have asked but in Greek so you didn't understand them.

Desalination plants are what you need more of. Dubai manages very nicely with nowt else ~ mind they have a lot more money that Cyprus. rubschin:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #1252 on: December 02, 2008, 10:04:11 AM »
Desalination plants and in the short term drill your own well. Mother Wench's has been running for 15 years now. Best investment the family ever made.
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #1253 on: December 02, 2008, 10:07:43 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 02, 2008, 10:04:11 AM
Desalination plants and in the short term drill your own well. Mother Wench's has been running for 15 years now. Best investment the family ever made.

If we could get a suitably pathetic photograph of him we could start a "Buy Barman a Well Charity" and people would flock to give us money ~ at least it's an idea.  tunble:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #1254 on: December 02, 2008, 10:11:02 AM »
Afterthought ~ get two photos and we could also start a fund to get a cover for the pool ~ marketed as "Save the Old Goat Fund" ~ or do you think these would be too similar?
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #1255 on: December 02, 2008, 10:14:00 AM »
All charitable donations generated by The Pub go to www.wenchyisnotjustforchristmas.com they have a monopoly!  cussing:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #1256 on: December 02, 2008, 10:22:17 AM »
Sorry ~ it was just a thought (we could have syphoned off the money ;))


















Syphoned ~ Well Charity ~ Gerrit?
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #1257 on: December 02, 2008, 10:26:30 AM »
 noooo:

Piss poor.

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #1258 on: December 02, 2008, 10:30:04 AM »
Weather is pretty bad too.
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #1259 on: December 02, 2008, 12:30:16 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 02, 2008, 10:04:11 AM
Desalination plants and in the short term drill your own well. Mother Wench's has been running for 15 years now. Best investment the family ever made.
All the wells have been sucked dry - even the village well has dried up...  noooo:
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