What's the weather doing where you are?

[Nick]

I have spent the day surrounded by idiots and I am getting extremely angry 

[Barman]

I have spent the day surrounded by idiots and I am getting extremely angry 

And the weather...?

Still pizeing here - have just taken the dog for a walk between downpours...

[Nick]

I don't give a flying fook about the weather I want all these idiots OUT OF MY HOUSE 

[Barman]

I don't give a flying fook about the weather I want all these idiots OUT OF MY HOUSE 

[Uncle Mort]

Are you not the lord and master of your own home?

Tell them to go.

[Nick]

 

Mrs Nick is their leader 

[Uncle Mort]

Please feel free to share.

[The Moan Ranger]

 

I may go for a pint or two of Young's - I haven't had any for a week. 

[Barman]

I may go for a pint or two of Young's - I haven't had any for a week. 

You mean this week surely? 

[The Moan Ranger]

I may go for a pint or two of Young's - I haven't had any for a week. 

You mean this week surely? 

Nope, not a drop of Young's since last Monday when the ailment really took hold. 

[Nick]

If everyone would simply do exactly what I tell them to do immediately I tell them to do it life would be a lot lot easier


 

[Barman]

If everyone would simply do exactly what I tell them to do immediately I tell them to do it life would be a lot lot easier


 

[Miss Demeanour]

If everyone would simply do exactly what I tell them to do immediately I tell them to do it life would be a lot lot easier

That's what most dictators believe I'm sure 

[Snoopy]

Personally I'd go to the pub. Anyway shouldn't Mrs Nick be collecting The Boy from school or have those good intentions withered on the vine?

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

If everyone would simply do exactly what I tell them to do immediately I tell them to do it life would be a lot lot easier

That's what most dictators believe I'm sure 

Most decorators too..allegedly.