What's the weather doing where you are?

[Miss Demeanour]

Gloomy and doomy

[Nick]

Howling gale again 

Dentist later. My mate the ex-lodger up in court this morning. Promised him lunch but fooked up and have to wait in for Tesco instead. INterview with some Scottish bastard this afternoon and then an argument with the effing Stanley Baxter lookalike later still.

I may explode 

[Miss Demeanour]

Is the telly thing still not sorted then or does the Stanley Baxter lookalikey have multiple roles in your life

[Nick]

The telly has packed up again. Since he fixed it recently I told him he could refix it for free. He consented, but I had an argumnet with him last night when he came round since he never ever stops talking. Just stop talking and listen to me!! 

[Miss Demeanour]

What more does he need to know except for the telly doesn't work ?????

[Nick]

He wouldn't shut up long enough for me to tell him the problem 

[Darwins Selection]

He wouldn't shut up long enough for me to tell him the problem 

Do you listen long enough for him to tell you his problem?

[Nick]

He's Scottish. That's his problem 

[GROWLER]

Gloomy and doomy

What about the weather though?

[tel]

Mix of sun and clod here, no rain though.

[Nick]

Clod?

[Miss Demeanour]

Gloomy and doomy

What about the weather though?

What else would I be referring to 

[tel]

Clod?

Ok, try cloud.

Being careful wiv me u's today.

[GROWLER]

Gloomy and doomy

What about the weather though?

What else would I be referring to 

State of the nation/werld, your mood, my mood, and of course the weather.

Good news is that the clocks go back to normal tomorrow night, and that Spring is coming back on Sunday...apparently, so they say like.  

Fantastic crops of Spring Daffs now in full bloom everywhere ey? Absolutely gorgeous.
Does actually cheer me up lookin' at them. Dead theraputic like.

[Nick]

He seems in a very odd mood