I am going out in a while. On my own. They can enjoy their own company, directionless as they always are without me to follow or instruct them in what to do.
So far I have enjoyed a leisurely morning, listened to the Archers whilst bathing, shaving etc (ablutions covers it all I think) and in the background there has been the constant murmur of SWWLTBO(but never is) berating children for failing to do all the things she wants them to do whilst she has actually done sod all herself.
Frankly I cannot be arsed with it all hence the opening lines.
The weather is bright, sunny, blue skies but seems cold.