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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #2910 on: April 03, 2009, 02:15:40 PM »
I can train snails. It is my hobby  angel1

Lettuce for good behaviour, salt for bad  eveilgrin:

Oh the pleasure of watching slugs fizzz cloud9:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #2911 on: April 03, 2009, 02:16:20 PM »
Unless you believe in reincarnation  rubschin:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #2912 on: April 03, 2009, 02:19:51 PM »
Or just crush some garlic  eveilgrin:

You have to cleanse them first, I tried the washing machine, it just gummed the whole thing up in a slimey sort of way, hanging  ( not in the noose sense you understand, trying to find a snails neck is pretty difficult and then there is the whole drop weight ratio to calculate) them in a bag with a carrot or two worked though. eeek:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #2913 on: April 03, 2009, 02:21:48 PM »
Unless you believe in reincarnation  rubschin:

If it exists I'm comming back as a penguin.
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #2914 on: April 03, 2009, 02:27:00 PM »
And who gets to unwrap you?  eyes:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #2915 on: April 03, 2009, 02:32:30 PM »
Trust me on this you really wouldn't want to. eeek:



Just for the record and for a Friday afternoon whinge my mouse isn't working and my computer is running verrrrry verrry sllllowly, I may be throwing it out of the window shortly!
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #2916 on: April 03, 2009, 03:48:39 PM »
DIUS and BERR will be merged soon, I hear
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #2917 on: April 04, 2009, 06:11:17 AM »
We will see, as and when I catch up with Brian, I will attempt to train him to jump through hoops, sit to command, fetch a stick....
A teeny, tiny stick...?  rubschin:

What is the point, just stamp on him...  eveilgrin:

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #2918 on: April 04, 2009, 06:21:34 AM »
Dullio
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #2919 on: April 04, 2009, 08:30:21 AM »
Loverly day here. Warm and sunny ~ and the family have gone to the MiL's  ~ 178 miles away. Life doesn't get much better..... cloud9:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #2920 on: April 04, 2009, 09:41:54 AM »
Sunnio. Mrs Nick in full faffing mode  evil:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #2921 on: April 04, 2009, 10:58:54 AM »
Was raining ...now stopped.

Did try to get sunny ....now stopped.

As long as my donkey that I picked in the sweepstake at work wins this afternoon I will be happy  - guaranteed of course it won't ....happiness now stopped
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #2922 on: April 04, 2009, 11:02:09 AM »
Ah... The office Grand National Sweepstake... I miss all that...  noooo:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #2923 on: April 04, 2009, 11:03:26 AM »
You never won either eh!!!   noooo:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #2924 on: April 04, 2009, 11:04:56 AM »
In the real pub sweepstake I have Musica Bella.  noooo:

I shall be having a proper bet on Rambling Minster and Kilbeggan Blade.