What's the weather doing where you are?

[Snoopy]

I usually find it best to take my shoes into the garden and spend a couple of hours putting a shine on them. Mrs S#s 1 & 2 both reckon I am obsessive about shining black shoes to a parade ground gloss but it does keep me out of the way of the hysterics and I find it a very peaceful way of spending the morning whilst all the faffing goes on around the house ~ the alternative is to get blind drunk whilst waiting but experience has proved that this is not a wise move.

Puking on the way into the church is frowned upon as is making a move on the chief bridesmaid before the reception. 

[The Moan Ranger]

I usually find it best to take my shoes into the garden and spend a couple of hours putting a shine on them. Mrs S#s 1 & 2 both reckon I am obsessive about shining black shoes to a parade ground gloss but it does keep me out of the way of the hysterics and I find it a very peaceful way of spending the morning whilst all the faffing goes on around the house ~ the alternative is to get blind drunk whilst waiting but experience has proved that this is not a wise move.

Puking on the way into the church is frowned upon as is making a move on the chief bridesmaid before the reception. 

Already polished   

[Snoopy]

I usually find it best to take my shoes into the garden and spend a couple of hours putting a shine on them. Mrs S#s 1 & 2 both reckon I am obsessive about shining black shoes to a parade ground gloss but it does keep me out of the way of the hysterics and I find it a very peaceful way of spending the morning whilst all the faffing goes on around the house ~ the alternative is to get blind drunk whilst waiting but experience has proved that this is not a wise move.

Puking on the way into the church is frowned upon as is making a move on the chief bridesmaid before the reception. 

Already polished   

So are mine dear boy ~ never put them away dirty but it keeps me out of the way.

[The Moan Ranger]

And, of course, this morning I managed to nick myself with the razor so I'm bleeding like a stuck pig 

[Snoopy]

It won't show under the Guido mask. 

[The Moan Ranger]

It won't show under the Guido mask. 

All eyes will be on my pink tie...

[Barman]

It won't show under the Guido mask. 

All eyes will be on my pink tie...

Was it a white tie before you spilt blood all down it then...? 

[Miss Demeanour]

And, of course, this morning I managed to nick myself with the razor so I'm bleeding like a stuck pig 

You may have to go to the Doctor's to get some anti venom - before you start browsing rug shops on the way to the church and deciding that you need to make your own cake to bring with you 

[The Moan Ranger]

And, of course, this morning I managed to nick myself with the razor so I'm bleeding like a stuck pig 

You may have to go to the Doctor's to get some anti venom - before you start browsing rug shops on the way to the church and deciding that you need to make your own cake to bring with you 

 

[Nick]

Mrs Nick reveals we have agreed to feed the neighbours' three cats over the weekend. Have we, indeed?  I remind her that we are going away ourselves. Let her sort it out 

[Just One More]

Glorious here  too. Looking forward to a relaxing weekend... Mrs JOM may have different ideas

[Snoopy]

Mrs Nick reveals we have agreed to feed the neighbours' three cats over the weekend. Have we, indeed?  I remind her that we are going away ourselves. Let her sort it out 

Oh FFS!


Keeeeeell her!

[grumpyoldsoldier]

I usually find it best to take my shoes into the garden and spend a couple of hours putting a shine on them. Mrs S#s 1 & 2 both reckon I am obsessive about shining black shoes to a parade ground gloss but it does keep me out of the way of the hysterics and I find it a very peaceful way of spending the morning whilst all the faffing goes on around the house ~ the alternative is to get blind drunk whilst waiting but experience has proved that this is not a wise move.

Puking on the way into the church is frowned upon as is making a move on the chief bridesmaid before the reception. 

I am obsessive about shining black shoes to a parade ground gloss

    I bloody knew that there was something about you that I liked. Bulling your boots/shoes is almost has good as self abuse

[Snoopy]

I usually find it best to take my shoes into the garden and spend a couple of hours putting a shine on them. Mrs S#s 1 & 2 both reckon I am obsessive about shining black shoes to a parade ground gloss but it does keep me out of the way of the hysterics and I find it a very peaceful way of spending the morning whilst all the faffing goes on around the house ~ the alternative is to get blind drunk whilst waiting but experience has proved that this is not a wise move.

Puking on the way into the church is frowned upon as is making a move on the chief bridesmaid before the reception. 

I am obsessive about shining black shoes to a parade ground gloss

    I bloody knew that there was something about you that I liked. Bulling your boots/shoes is almost has good as self abuse

Old habits die very hard

[grumpyoldsoldier]

Yes indeed, self abuse keeps your hands busy