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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #3330 on: May 16, 2009, 09:18:03 PM »
Since 0600hr's we've had blue skies, grey skies, black skies, heavy rain, drizzle, strong winds, calmness. What's a man to wear? Shrugs:
I'd wear nothing and go back to bed TBH...  noooo:

Boiling here - just moved some metal brackets from the garden and they were too hot to touch...  eeek:

Umm well, just how did you move them then, telekinesis? point:


blue skies, grey skies, black skies, heavy rain, drizzle, strong winds, calmness.   Yep same here.



Gardening gloves...

So you sort of touched it then? noooo:
yes... I suppose so...  ::)

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I could have been as good as that... if I hadn't discovered masturbation like... 
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #3331 on: May 17, 2009, 05:57:55 AM »
Lovely morning here ~ not a soul moving except me and the local vixen who I have just seen slinking down the back lane. She looks like I feel. Knackered.
The sun is just breaking over the mountain, birds are singing, clear blue skies, no breeze ~ if I didn't have so much work to do (magazine deadline for printer to hit) I'd go fishing this morning.
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #3332 on: May 17, 2009, 06:19:38 AM »
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #3333 on: May 17, 2009, 08:43:24 AM »
It's horrible

I don't know why any shops bother to even sell summer clothing anymore  evil: evil: evil:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #3334 on: May 17, 2009, 08:59:14 AM »
Pissio.  evil:

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #3335 on: May 17, 2009, 09:33:54 AM »
Now Pissio here too ~ Glad I left the rod and line in the cupboard.
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #3336 on: May 17, 2009, 09:49:56 AM »
Just started pissing it down here. Still, saves me cleaning the vomit off the patio.

Well it would if had a patio.  rubschin:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #3337 on: May 17, 2009, 10:18:57 AM »
I have one that you can have, patio that is not vomit. noooo:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #3338 on: May 17, 2009, 02:29:04 PM »
I have one that you can have, patio that is not vomit. noooo:
I can supply both.
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #3339 on: May 17, 2009, 02:32:25 PM »
I have one that you can have, patio that is not vomit. noooo:
I can supply both.

"Or part thereof" I assume
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #3340 on: May 17, 2009, 02:49:35 PM »
That will be the carrot lumps then I suppose. sick2:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #3341 on: May 17, 2009, 02:50:47 PM »
That will be the carrot lumps then I suppose. sick2:

And the tomato skins ~ can't forget the tomato skins ~ Christ alone knows where they come from.
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #3342 on: May 17, 2009, 04:13:35 PM »
I'm bloody freezing  evil:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #3343 on: May 17, 2009, 04:14:41 PM »
Put some small rocks in microwave
Cook for, um, a bit
Remove from microwave
Sit close to them
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #3344 on: May 17, 2009, 04:15:35 PM »
Alternatively I could put the central heating on...but I'm not going to  noooo:
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