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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #3345 on: May 17, 2009, 04:16:43 PM »
I'm bloody freezing  evil:

Global warming innit.

I thought we were discussing vomit?

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #3346 on: May 17, 2009, 04:19:09 PM »
Alternatively I could put the central heating on...but I'm not going to  noooo:

Put a vest on, and microwave some rocks
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #3347 on: May 17, 2009, 04:21:23 PM »
A vest  eeek:

I don't own any vests  noooo:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #3348 on: May 17, 2009, 04:25:23 PM »
Do you have a microwave? (and some rocks)
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #3349 on: May 17, 2009, 04:29:25 PM »
Do you have a microwave? (and some rocks)

No rocks ..real ones or diamonds  noooo:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #3350 on: May 17, 2009, 04:31:39 PM »
A brick, then  Banghead
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #3351 on: May 17, 2009, 04:34:05 PM »
Lego  whacky115
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #3352 on: May 17, 2009, 04:35:59 PM »
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #3353 on: May 17, 2009, 04:36:39 PM »
It's getting a bit warmer now though  lol:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #3354 on: May 17, 2009, 04:45:54 PM »
Tequila kicking in?  ;)
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #3355 on: May 17, 2009, 04:46:40 PM »
 noooo: noooo: noooo:

Bad Pastis  lol:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #3356 on: May 17, 2009, 04:48:36 PM »
I feel a hair shirt moment coming on  redface:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #3357 on: May 17, 2009, 04:51:26 PM »
That will be the carrot lumps then I suppose. sick2:

And the tomato skins ~ can't forget the tomato skins ~ Christ alone knows where they come from.

Tomatoes prolly Shrugs:



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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #3358 on: May 17, 2009, 05:04:45 PM »
I feel a hair shirt moment coming on  redface:
That'll keep you warmer than microwaved rocks...  ;)
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #3359 on: May 18, 2009, 12:11:48 PM »
So I drove to Ikea  evil: in lovely sunshine, although it was very breezy. Picked up the chest of drawers and drove home in the sun with the breeze. My next job was to dismantle the old wardrobe and stick the bits in the car, for onward transmission tomorrow. Said wardrobe was duly dismanted (read smashed apart with a hammer) and I put the bits into the garden so that i could then break them up into boot size chunks.

The skies darken and I am caught in a short downpour - there's nothing I can do but get wet; the CD player is in the boot of the car and I have learnt from previous experience that putting wet things in the boot causes it to play up. Ten minutes of smashing and I finally get the last bit in the boot, after drying them with a towel. I'm drenched. And then the sun comes out again  cussing: