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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #4815 on: August 13, 2009, 08:30:51 AM »
Ditto Miss D, it was very cloudy here last night anyway. angel1


Sunny this morning tho. cloud9:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #4816 on: August 13, 2009, 08:32:24 AM »
Not too bad here in North Wales. Alternate cloudy periods and sunshine. Warmish. ~ Typically Welsh weather I guess you could say.
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #4817 on: August 13, 2009, 09:19:38 AM »
Remarkably pleasant in deep-fried Mars Bar country.
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #4818 on: August 13, 2009, 11:40:11 AM »
Cold and raining here...  noooo:












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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #4819 on: August 13, 2009, 11:41:17 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 13, 2009, 11:40:11 AM
Cold and raining here...  noooo:












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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #4820 on: August 14, 2009, 09:48:22 AM »
A bit pissio in Porridgewogland. Tom Chilton (British Touring Cars) is staying in the hotel. He wanted a taxi to Knockhill circuit (about 17 miles away) and was told ot would be about ?30. He doesn't have enough money to get there  point:

I thought these Touring Car chappies were on a decent wedge?
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #4821 on: August 14, 2009, 10:05:52 AM »
Has he spent all his money in the bar  eeek:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #4822 on: August 14, 2009, 10:12:00 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 14, 2009, 10:05:52 AM
Has he spent all his money in the bar  eeek:

I kinda doubt it. He is ridiculously fit, tall and well-tanned with glow-in-the-dark teeth.

One pint anbd he would probably be flat on his back. The big jesse.
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #4823 on: August 14, 2009, 10:16:03 AM »
More likely he spent all of his money on the car...   ::)
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #4824 on: August 14, 2009, 10:22:53 AM »
His crew were all out early, preparing his car for him. He swanned down to reception about 10.30, when the cab debacle occurred. Funniest thing is when the receptionist told him to get a cab into the nearby town - to get some cash out. He said "Good idea". She said "O.K. I'll call it for you - what's your name?"  "Tom", he replied. "And your surname?" 

"Tom Chilton" 

The look on his face was a picture!
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #4825 on: August 14, 2009, 10:50:16 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on August 14, 2009, 10:22:53 AM
His crew were all out early, preparing his car for him. He swanned down to reception about 10.30, when the cab debacle occurred. Funniest thing is when the receptionist told him to get a cab into the nearby town - to get some cash out. He said "Good idea". She said "O.K. I'll call it for you - what's your name?"  "Tom", he replied. "And your surname?" 

"Tom Chilton" 

The look on his face was a picture!
Shame it wasn't 'Arto'...  whistle:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #4826 on: August 14, 2009, 10:52:19 AM »
Did you have to slam the door on your way out? evil:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #4827 on: August 14, 2009, 10:56:49 AM »
For the ladies present - here's Tom. He has a far better tan now...



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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #4828 on: August 14, 2009, 11:08:46 AM »
He's just a boy  noooo:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #4829 on: August 14, 2009, 11:13:45 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 14, 2009, 11:08:46 AM
He's just a boy  noooo:

Not JUST a boy. A Surrey boy. He looks like he could use the education of a more mature lady  whistle:
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