Let's get things straightened out a bit ey?
It WASN'T a cake. It was a pack of crimbo cake slices, Mr Kipling style. Yes they were a bit on the sweet side, but I was grateful all the same.
Yes, I did wulf the lot cus I was 'ungry.
I DO want to live in his shed, but not where it is. I need it moving to a more desirable area.
It is a most pleasing shed, with a really good shedy feel about it. Can't explain more than that. He's painted
most of it bright green. Would blend in well in the woods.
The grass in his back garden has a
rugged look about it. Problee plenty of wildlife in there.
Yes, I was
on form as he so eloquently puts it, cus I was in a particulary bad mood having seemingly just been stiched up by one of my customers. I won't bore you all with the long and winding story like I did Nick.
Needless to say, the troubles have now overflowed at home, and barnies are ensuing, and my blood pressure rising rapidly.
As for Nick, I can gladly tell you that he seems fairly ok. Still wearing his delightful scruffy jumper, and a fine growth of fungus on his face. A fine fellow indeed.
Other than that he was in pretty fine form himself. Plenty of ranting on both sides.
It's good to 'let it all out'
I quite like his 'ouse. Sort of cosy and with a batchelor feel about it. Absolutely no frills, just the basic essentials. Excellent!
I've kindly been offered it as a refuge if things get any stormier here.
Good to see you again Nick, oh, and back on topic, the weather is still shite up here....and I DIDN'T get up me 'ill.
