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Offline Snoopy

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #5745 on: November 20, 2009, 11:21:45 AM »
Heavy showers interspersed with short bouts of sunshine ..... I too have to go out. What's the betting that it will rain when I am out but the sunshine will return when I get back  evil:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #5746 on: November 20, 2009, 11:30:21 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 20, 2009, 11:00:21 AM
And the nearest pub is where?

Just back in ....half an hour in the coffee shop ...bit of a goss and catch up with people that i rarely see in the building and then a long conversation about urinal etiquette

Apparently there are some issues on some floors  eeek:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #5747 on: November 20, 2009, 11:35:00 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on November 20, 2009, 11:30:21 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on November 20, 2009, 11:00:21 AM
And the nearest pub is where?

Just back in ....half an hour in the coffee shop ...bit of a goss and catch up with people that i rarely see in the building and then a long conversation about urinal etiquette

Apparently there are some issues on some floors  eeek:
They pee on the floor?  rubschin:
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #5748 on: November 20, 2009, 11:43:20 AM »
I dunno ...apparently it's about positioning , talking when peeing, someone washing his bits in the wash hand basin on a regular basis  eeek:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #5749 on: November 20, 2009, 12:00:21 PM »
What is this shite you are going on about wumman...please, cus I'm totally and utterly lost in a fog of underwhelming confusion. ::)

Evacuating the building 'cus someone has peed on the floor, then washed his giblets in the sink? Is that about it?

How exceedingly odd. confused:

This is like summat from Nick's diary.  eeek:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #5750 on: November 21, 2009, 09:59:38 AM »
Dark as a coalmans arse hole here.  eeek:

Miserable, dank and dismal. More BIG rain and very high winds on the way...again. ::)
Tomorrow should be interesting out in deepest darkest green lane Wales. scared2:

Boy oh boy, are we now paying for that luvlee October that seems like a million years ago now. sad32:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #5751 on: November 21, 2009, 10:00:54 AM »
Scorchio here...

Unfortunately, LL is in Spring Cleaning mode!  Banghead
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #5752 on: November 21, 2009, 10:04:59 AM »
Quote from: Barman on November 21, 2009, 10:00:54 AM
Scorchio here...

Unfortunately, LL is in Spring Cleaning mode!  Banghead

Is she still alive?  eeek:
Haven't seen her in here for months.  confused:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #5753 on: November 21, 2009, 10:05:49 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on November 21, 2009, 10:04:59 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 21, 2009, 10:00:54 AM
Scorchio here...

Unfortunately, LL is in Spring Cleaning mode!  Banghead

Is she still alive?  eeek:
Haven't seen her in here for months.  confused:

Yes, still alive...  noooo:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #5754 on: November 21, 2009, 10:10:24 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on November 20, 2009, 12:00:21 PM
What is this shite you are going on about wumman...please, cus I'm totally and utterly lost in a fog of underwhelming confusion. ::)

Evacuating the building 'cus someone has peed on the floor, then washed his giblets in the sink? Is that about it?

How exceedingly odd. confused:

This is like summat from Nick's diary.  eeek:

No evacuating the building for a fire drill ...it is a big building over 20 floors so you don't get to see certain people very much. Therefore everyone normally stands and uses this opportunity for a good catch up

Except the conversation I became party to was some blokes that were 'worried' about another chap on their floor. He frequents the toilets frequently and is often caught with his todger and marble bags in the wash hand basin giving them a good clean  eeek:

Which then escalated into a conversation about proper urinal etiquette and where one should stand etc ....allowable conversation during the process of peeing and where the eyes should be fixed etc etc etc
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #5755 on: November 21, 2009, 10:33:28 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on November 21, 2009, 10:10:24 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on November 20, 2009, 12:00:21 PM
What is this shite you are going on about wumman...please, cus I'm totally and utterly lost in a fog of underwhelming confusion. ::)

Evacuating the building 'cus someone has peed on the floor, then washed his giblets in the sink? Is that about it?

How exceedingly odd. confused:

This is like summat from Nick's diary.  eeek:



Except the conversation I became party to was some blokes that were 'worried' about another chap on their floor. He frequents the toilets frequently and is often caught with his todger and marble bags in the wash hand basin giving them a good clean  eeek:



Now that was really hilarious!  happy001

Simple stuff like that really tickles me....marble bags, oh MD you're such a mad gerl! cloud9:

I'll clean the coffee up off the screen later. ;D
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #5756 on: November 21, 2009, 10:36:19 AM »
There is something very wrong about a bloke cleaning his nads in the office bogs...  noooo:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #5757 on: November 21, 2009, 10:40:03 AM »
Quote from: Barman on November 21, 2009, 10:36:19 AM
There is something very wrong about a bloke cleaning his nads in the office bogs...  noooo:

I'm just trying to visulise it, but tears of laughter keep blurring the view.
One leg cocked over the sink, nuts in hand! lol:

Oh stop. This is starting to 'urt. happy001
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #5758 on: November 21, 2009, 11:02:06 AM »
Apparently he fills the wash hand basin with warm soapy water and then leans over and likes to rest his prized possessions in the water before giving his bits a thorough clean...

Someone even tried to report him to elf and safety cos he generally gets water all over the floor and it was a slipping hazard  lol:

I know the bloke to which they are referring and he is generally weird and quite creepy
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #5759 on: November 21, 2009, 11:10:12 AM »
I'm still chortling even now.  lol:

P'raps he's got the condition Betty Swallocks Syndrome? rubschin:
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