What's the weather doing where you are?

[Miss Demeanour]

Indeed, days like this are either lovely for doing exactly what you have done and then  coming home into the warm and really appreciating it 

or snuggling up on the sofa and watching a weepy film 

[GROWLER]

I went for a walk with the dog along Offas Dyke near Chepstow

...pissed down ...got drenched...water dripping down the back of the neck...freezing cold...trousers and boots soaked through...but, I loved every minute...dog loved it too...much better than being stuck in the house watching telly.

I walked the entire length of that in 1987.  
Problee the best holiday I've ever had tbh.

[GROWLER]

Indeed, days like this are either lovely for doing exactly what you have done and then  coming home into the warm and really appreciating it 

or snuggling up on the sofa and watching a weepy film 

Have you just copied all that crap from one of those sloppy puppy eyed doodle and bunthornes...or whatever they're called...paperback luv story books.

[Miss Demeanour]

Of course ...because I don't have an original thought in my head  

............And as they got in from the ravages of the  storm they opened the door to be met by the heat of the log fire burning against their cheeks.....the freshly skinned bear rug lying invitingly flat on the floor  

[Pirate]

Indeed, days like this are either lovely for doing exactly what you have done and then  coming home into the warm and really appreciating it 

or snuggling up on the sofa and watching a weepy film 

  

[Pirate]

I went for a walk with the dog along Offas Dyke near Chepstow

...pissed down ...got drenched...water dripping down the back of the neck...freezing cold...trousers and boots soaked through...but, I loved every minute...dog loved it too...much better than being stuck in the house watching telly.

I walked the entire length of that in 1987. 
Problee the best holiday I've ever had tbh.

 

[Pirate]

Indeed, days like this are either lovely for doing exactly what you have done and then  coming home into the warm and really appreciating it 

or snuggling up on the sofa and watching a weepy film 

Well, I got home and the heating was on so it was cosy, so I ran  hot bath, poured a glass of wine, sipped the wine in the bath, pondered, put a curry in the oven, xmas songs on VH1 classic...sounds nice doesn't it...but...

[Miss Demeanour]

 

[Pirate]

I forgot the chappatis

[Miss Demeanour]

 

[The Moan Ranger]

Gary's neighbour came back. Looking for a fight - Sambukas and cocaine probably do that to you - to pick up his van. He then proceeded to aim at the pub, revving the engine. With his Boxer dog beside him. What a cunt. He eventually fucked off and I seriously hope he died on the way home - but the dog was OK.

[Pirate]

Sorry...you walked into that one..what I meant to say was...but...it's not very nice being on your own

[GROWLER]

Gary's neighbour came back. Looking for a fight - Sambukas and cocaine probably do that to you - to pick up his van. He then proceeded to aim at the pub, revving the engine. With his Boxer dog beside him. What a cunt. He eventually fucked off and I seriously hope he died on the way home - but the dog was OK.

'ave I missed summat here? 
Who's this Gary's neoghbour then? Sounds like a right ole twat.
Does he need a good maulin'? Feelin' peckish tbh.

[GROWLER]

Of course ...because I don't have an original thought in my head  

............And as they got in from the ravages of the  storm they opened the door to be met by the heat of the log fire burning against their cheeks.....the freshly skinned bear rug lying invitingly flat on the floor  

Oh ffs.

Normally rely on Nick to post shite.
Must be catching.

[GROWLER]

I went for a walk with the dog along Offas Dyke near Chepstow

...pissed down ...got drenched...water dripping down the back of the neck...freezing cold...trousers and boots soaked through...but, I loved every minute...dog loved it too...much better than being stuck in the house watching telly.

I walked the entire length of that in 1987. 
Problee the best holiday I've ever had tbh.

 

You done it Pirate?