What's the weather doing where you are?

[GROWLER]

That became obvious the minute you said you had never seen a hairy tit. 

Yet another classic coffee spraying all over the screen moment Snoops!

God you're one funny bugger sometimes.

[Nick]

I am listening you know

[Snoopy]

Wouldn't be half the fun if you weren't.

[The Moan Ranger]

Light cloud in Swine Town. The Mrs has the car today as I couldn't be arsed to get up and take her to the office, so I may get on a thing called a "bus" and go into town.

Or I could just get a cab...

[Barman]

Light cloud in Swine Town. The Mrs has the car today as I couldn't be arsed to get up and take her to the office, so I may get on a thing called a "bus" and go into town.

Or I could just get a cab...

A bus! 

[The Moan Ranger]

Light cloud in Swine Town. The Mrs has the car today as I couldn't be arsed to get up and take her to the office, so I may get on a thing called a "bus" and go into town.

Or I could just get a cab...

A bus! 

Cab it is then.

[Barman]

Light cloud in Swine Town. The Mrs has the car today as I couldn't be arsed to get up and take her to the office, so I may get on a thing called a "bus" and go into town.

Or I could just get a cab...

A bus! 

Cab it is then.

Good man! 

[Snoopy]

Light cloud in Swine Town. The Mrs has the car today as I couldn't be arsed to get up and take her to the office, so I may get on a thing called a "bus" and go into town.

Or I could just get a cab...

I had a job on the buses in Swindon a long time ago ~ got sacked after 8 weeks ~ longish story, don't want to be boring.

[The Moan Ranger]

Light cloud in Swine Town. The Mrs has the car today as I couldn't be arsed to get up and take her to the office, so I may get on a thing called a "bus" and go into town.

Or I could just get a cab...

I had a job on the buses in Swindon a long time ago ~ got sacked after 8 weeks ~ longish story, don't want to be boring.

Why change the habit of a lifetime? 

[Snoopy]

Light cloud in Swine Town. The Mrs has the car today as I couldn't be arsed to get up and take her to the office, so I may get on a thing called a "bus" and go into town.

Or I could just get a cab...

I had a job on the buses in Swindon a long time ago ~ got sacked after 8 weeks ~ longish story, don't want to be boring.

Why change the habit of a lifetime? 

Revolving pineapple, sharp end, inserted will be.

[The Moan Ranger]

Light cloud in Swine Town. The Mrs has the car today as I couldn't be arsed to get up and take her to the office, so I may get on a thing called a "bus" and go into town.

Or I could just get a cab...

I had a job on the buses in Swindon a long time ago ~ got sacked after 8 weeks ~ longish story, don't want to be boring.

Why change the habit of a lifetime? 

Revolving pineapple, sharp end, inserted will be.

Sorry Snoops, PM me the story please.

[Snoopy]

Light cloud in Swine Town. The Mrs has the car today as I couldn't be arsed to get up and take her to the office, so I may get on a thing called a "bus" and go into town.

Or I could just get a cab...

I had a job on the buses in Swindon a long time ago ~ got sacked after 8 weeks ~ longish story, don't want to be boring.

Why change the habit of a lifetime? 

Revolving pineapple, sharp end, inserted will be.

Sorry Snoops, PM me the story please.

Christus mate! I know you're in Swindon but life there can't be that bad ~ can it?

Is the Oxford Hotel still there? On Drove Road just up towards Christ Church from the Football Ground~ used to work there in the evenings and weekends when we lived in a flat on Drove Road in 1967/8
Then worked at the Red Lion in Stratton St Margaret before S.St.M. became part of Swindon as it now seems to be.

[The Moan Ranger]

Light cloud in Swine Town. The Mrs has the car today as I couldn't be arsed to get up and take her to the office, so I may get on a thing called a "bus" and go into town.

Or I could just get a cab...

I had a job on the buses in Swindon a long time ago ~ got sacked after 8 weeks ~ longish story, don't want to be boring.

Why change the habit of a lifetime? 

Revolving pineapple, sharp end, inserted will be.

Sorry Snoops, PM me the story please.

Christus mate! I know you're in Swindon but life there can't be that bad ~ can it?

Is the Oxford Hotel still there? On Drove Road just up towards Christ Church from the Football Ground~ used to work there in the evenings and weekends when we lived in a flat on Drove Road in 1967/8
Then worked at the Red Lion in Stratton St Margaret before S.St.M. became part of Swindon as it now seems to be.

Not sure TBH - I'm a couple of miles the other side of Town.

[Barman]

Light cloud in Swine Town. The Mrs has the car today as I couldn't be arsed to get up and take her to the office, so I may get on a thing called a "bus" and go into town.

Or I could just get a cab...

I had a job on the buses in Swindon a long time ago ~ got sacked after 8 weeks ~ longish story, don't want to be boring.

Why change the habit of a lifetime? 

Revolving pineapple, sharp end, inserted will be.

Sorry Snoops, PM me the story please.

Christus mate! I know you're in Swindon but life there can't be that bad ~ can it?

Is the Oxford Hotel still there? On Drove Road just up towards Christ Church from the Football Ground~ used to work there in the evenings and weekends when we lived in a flat on Drove Road in 1967/8
Then worked at the Red Lion in Stratton St Margaret before S.St.M. became part of Swindon as it now seems to be.

Not sure TBH - I'm a couple of miles the other side of Town.

On the bus...? 

[Snoopy]

Light cloud in Swine Town. The Mrs has the car today as I couldn't be arsed to get up and take her to the office, so I may get on a thing called a "bus" and go into town.

Or I could just get a cab...

I had a job on the buses in Swindon a long time ago ~ got sacked after 8 weeks ~ longish story, don't want to be boring.

Why change the habit of a lifetime? 

Revolving pineapple, sharp end, inserted will be.

Sorry Snoops, PM me the story please.

Christus mate! I know you're in Swindon but life there can't be that bad ~ can it?

Is the Oxford Hotel still there? On Drove Road just up towards Christ Church from the Football Ground~ used to work there in the evenings and weekends when we lived in a flat on Drove Road in 1967/8
Then worked at the Red Lion in Stratton St Margaret before S.St.M. became part of Swindon as it now seems to be.

Not sure TBH - I'm a couple of miles the other side of Town.

I know Swindon has grown a lot since we lived there. We moved out in Dec 1970.
Married Mrs S#1 in Swindon Registry Office and we had two kids before we moved away from the town.
Hated the place TBH but the RAF sent us both there. We met at RAF Lyneham.