Growler must have a mahoosive screen
Real gerly charmer you ain't you ey?
I told a gerl in one of me garages that I visit that she looked ded sexy the other day, and did she fancy a quick ravaging like?
I then said, slap me face now if you want, and call me a dirty old man if you so wish, cus I'm now at the 'CGAF' age.
She smiled a sexy smile at me, laughed and said a girly sensual thank you as I piped her up and down like, grrrrr tiger.
You're just going to take the piss now, I can feel it coming on, really.