Slushio
Shitio too...ey guv? 
Good to see you've peeled open the owld mince pies anyway after your lovelee journey darn the smoke.
The owld Bull and Bush for a little dwink at luncheon time is it then?
Have you OD'd on sugar or is this just your coping strategy to deal with your grief until he has returned to you 
Not at all.

Just havin' a bit of mickey taking cockney banter (not very good granted...and no support expected seeing as I'm the only scouser in here

)seeing as it's the 'topic' of the moment..
Only trying to get my own back after having to endure decades of stereotyping regarding nicking wheel hub caps and general thieving and scallyism. It's all worn a bit thin now though tbqath.

So, karm down ey guv, karm down.
Nice and crisp and sunny here today btw.
