What's the weather doing where you are?

[Nick]

You think they will become extinct, like?

That would be the global warming, innit?

[GROWLER]

You think they will become extinct, like?

That would be the global warming, innit?

Fingers crossed, but they are very 'ardy creatures like.

[Nick]

You seem to be something of an aphid expert.Hobby?

[Snoopy]

Just read the forecast for month ahead.
It doesn't bode well for you that dislike the cold frosty snowy weather. No end in sight in fact.
Fantastic!

Those aphids will be shitting themselves now, mark me werds.

TBH I quite like the cold, crisp weather myself (despite coming from the deep south) BUT my angina doesn't  

Don't care about the aphids, ladybirds will take care of them ........ all this cold weather should kill off a lot of Queen Wasps so with luck we will have fewer "jaspers" to worry about come next Autumn

[GROWLER]

You seem to be something of an aphid expert.Hobby?

Could be actually. I need a new interest.
Young Growler jnr is filling me in on these things via his horticultural course at Northop. Loads of books with piccies of pests and related stuff. Very interesting actually.

He's doing garden machinery this term. Sit on lawn mowers and stuff.  
Oh, and H & S shite too.

[Nick]

Are you featured in these pest books?

[GROWLER]

Are you featured in these pest books?

 Very funny.
I'm TRYING to be serious here. 

[Nick]

Have you thought about keeping some aphids as pets?

[GROWLER]

Have you thought about keeping some aphids as pets?

You're just being downright stupid now...for a change like.

DS will come along and fill you in so to speak. He knows about these things being in the gardening type turnipy like business.

[Darwins Selection]

Have you thought about keeping some aphids as pets?

You're just being downright stupid now...for a change like.

DS will come along and fill you in so to speak. He knows about these things being in the gardening type turnipy like business.

If it moves near crops, kill it. 

[Snoopy]

Have you thought about keeping some aphids as pets?

You're just being downright stupid now...for a change like.

DS will come along and fill you in so to speak. He knows about these things being in the gardening type turnipy like business.

If it moves near crops, kill it. 

Our thanks to the "green candidate" for that in depth look at ecological matters 

[Miss Demeanour]

If it moves near crops, kill it. 

Were you often beaten by the jockeys when you were a stable boy ?

[The Moan Ranger]

Extremely cold here in Swindon, where I will be until Friday. Five days without Young's 

[Darwins Selection]

If it moves near crops, kill it. 

Were you often beaten by the jockeys when you were a stable boy ?

I would never gamble with underpants and I have never been stable in all my days.

[Pastis]

I just popped down the shop     It's like Siberia out there ... brrrrrr