I wasn't saying I was hurt ...just embarrassed
You can bathe in the sympathy spotlight all you want - watch out though it's a 100 watt bulb.
About an hour ago I went out and was amused to see 2 young females wearing high-deeled boots, trying to cross the road by the station. They managed the road and then looked as if they were crossing a tight-rope, hanging onto each other and then both falling over, repeatedly.
I wasn't the only person to hang around and have a good laugh.