What's the weather doing where you are?

[Miss Demeanour]

Heavy snowfall and icy conditions will return after this weekend's thaw and could last until April, forecasters have warned

Wot a load of utter bollox - why do they insist on churning out this tripe 

[Barman]

Is your bucket galvenised?

 

[Snoopy]

I placed an order with my usual stationery suppliers a couple of days ago. Nothing major and the whole lot would have fitted a large Jiffy Bag and could have been posted. They have emailed to say they are out of stock due to inclement weather  
They are in fecking Dorset ~ not Siberia.
I have told them to stick the order up their collective arse and have obtained all I needed from WH Smith.

They have now sent a squawk email saying how much they value my custom. I have told them they should have thought of that before and placed them on my automatic feck off file where all unwanted emails go.

[Nick]

Thaw here has halted.Went out to the shops just now. Pavements still icy. Fell  on my arse twice 

[Uncle Mort]

Once for each cheek then.

[GROWLER]

Thaw here has halted.Went out to the shops just now. Pavements still icy. Fell  on my arse twice  

BIG drama on the posh side, as ever.

7c so I really don't understand why the thaw of the 200' high snowdrifts has halted.

Strange in'it. I werk outside in areas that aren't treated, and I've walked miles up and down 'me 'ill' amomgst other places covered in deep snow and extreme ice, and I've not actually managed to fall over even once yet.
P'raps I'm just careful, or praps I'm not attempting to do some seroius 'willy waving' to attract sympathy and needless childish attention, who knows, who actually cares?

[Nick]

YOU come here. Walk down my road and try to stay upright you great furry oaf 

[GROWLER]

The ice and snow covering swathes of the UK is continuing to melt away - but forecasters are warning that the brief respite in the wintery weather is likely to end by the start of next week.
 While rain and milder temperatures will hasten the thaw with the mercury rising up to 10C in some areas of the county; current weather predictions are pointing to more severe snow and sub-zero temperatures up until April.

More tales of pathetic woe and icy snow bound disasters from the 'micro climate of the posh side'' expected for a further 10 weeks then? 

[Miss Demeanour]

Was my post not good enough for you then   

[GROWLER]

Was my post not good enough for you then   

Yes, it was just dandy thanks.

Bloody warm as hell here tonight. That'll be the global warming just passing through I suspect?

[Just One More]

Absolutely hammering down, but at least it's got rid of the snow

Manchester beckons today, I suppose it'll be p*****g down there too

[Snoopy]

In Manchester it is currently pissing down too

[Just One More]

Educated guess?

Oh, and she's still doing "a quick get ready" 

[GROWLER]

Educated guess?

Oh, and she's still doing "a quick get ready"  

Who is? Mrs JOM? You'll be hours yet.
Quite normal.

Shouldn't you be at werk stockpiling grit like btw? New improved ICE AGE 2010/2 is on its way.
I'm going to get another 4x4 to add to the rescue fleet in readiness.

Dry here anyway, a mere 40 miles from Mancland, and verging on a tropical heatwave.

What's this p*****g you speak of btw?

[Snoopy]

Educated guess?

Oh, and she's still doing "a quick get ready" 

If the question is about Manchester weather it is fact ~ I was on the phone to my Uncle in Wythenshaw at 0800 ~ it was pissing down and very windy he said.