What's the weather doing where you are?

[tel]

Cos the crossword is easier.

[Barman]

20p per pint is a steep old rise isn't it...?

Mind you, that'll only cost TMR another 50p per evening... 

And on top of that you have to stand outside for a bloody smoke... 

[The Moan Ranger]

BM. The pant wetter.
Are you sure you had mud on you earlier, or did the 25 horse power of your dirt bike make you shit yourself :-)

[Barman]

BM. The pant wetter.
Are you sure you had mud on you earlier, or did the 25 horse power of your dirt bike make you shit yourself :-)

 

[tel]

Re the real pub -

To round the day off the for some of the regulars, Palace have gone into administration

The mood must be wonderful.

[Barman]

Bright 'n sunny but two degrees colder than yesterday (... Brrrrr

Up mi ill looks lovely...

[Snoopy]

3deg C, raining, miserable.

[Miss Demeanour]

Cold outside and inside my head 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Take those icecubes out of your nostrils then silly...

[GROWLER]

Bright 'n sunny but two degrees colder than yesterday (... Brrrrr

Up mi ill looks lovely...

That looks well proper that does.

Errrrr, where's all the skiers though like?

[Barman]

Bright 'n sunny but two degrees colder than yesterday (... Brrrrr

Up mi ill looks lovely...

That looks well proper that does.

Errrrr, where's all the skiers though like?

Well, the ski lift obviously hasn't moved - perhaps they are waiting for more snow before they open...? 

[GROWLER]

Bright 'n sunny but two degrees colder than yesterday (... Brrrrr

Up mi ill looks lovely...

That looks well proper that does.

Errrrr, where's all the skiers though like?

Well, the ski lift obviously hasn't moved - perhaps they are waiting for more snow before they open...? 

More than enuf there. That should be up and running.

Is there an ale 'ouse at the top of 'your 'ill' like?

'Arf term is only a couple of weeks off.

[Barman]

Bright 'n sunny but two degrees colder than yesterday (... Brrrrr

Up mi ill looks lovely...

That looks well proper that does.

Errrrr, where's all the skiers though like?

Well, the ski lift obviously hasn't moved - perhaps they are waiting for more snow before they open...? 

More than enuf there. That should be up and running.

Is there an ale 'ouse at the top of 'your 'ill' like?

'Arf term is only a couple of weeks off.

An ouse...? 

There is a bleedin' great TV mast and three satcom domes...

[GROWLER]

Oh, that looks dead quaint and Alpinish ey? 

[Barman]

Oh, that looks dead quaint and Alpinish ey? 

The British Army own it...