What's the weather doing where you are?

[Nick]

Feels chillio here but I have just had most of my hair cut off 

And she offered me the Pensioner's Discount 

[GROWLER]

Feels chillio here but I have just had most of my hair cut off 

And she offered me the Pensioner's Discount  

I asked for that 2 'aircuts ago, and she said "are you 'avin' a laugh"!? 

[Nick]

You ought to go to my hairdresser. She appears to be blind 

[Snoopy]

Feels chillio here but I have just had most of my hair cut off 

And she offered me the Pensioner's Discount 

That's a polite way of saying "I can't charge you much for what little you have for me to cut"

[Nick]

 

[GROWLER]

Feels chillio here but I have just had most of my hair cut off 

And she offered me the Pensioner's Discount  

I asked for that 2 'aircuts ago, and she said "are you 'avin' a laugh"!? 

I hasten to add that I'm NOT that old. I was just on the cadge for a bargain like...as ever.

[Nick]

The Laydee Hairdresser in question is off later to the "Holisitic Centre" opposite to get herself stuck full of needles or summat 

[GROWLER]

Feels chillio here but I have just had most of my hair cut off  

And she offered me the Pensioner's Discount  

That's a polite way of saying "I can't charge you much for what little you have for me to cut"

You are far too polite Snoops.
No, what she was saying quite simply is that "you look like an owld scrawny hagged twat, and I feel so sorry for you. This is my way of showing sympathy.

[Snoopy]

Feels chillio here but I have just had most of my hair cut off 

And she offered me the Pensioner's Discount 

That's a polite way of saying "I can't charge you much for what little you have for me to cut"

You are far too polite Snoops.
No, what she was saying quite simply is that "you look like an owld scrawny hagged twat, and I feel so sorry for you. This is my way of showing sympathy.

I can't say too much ~ When I take the boys for a haircut they call me Dad but the barber still does mine at the pensioner's price 

[GROWLER]

Mrs G was asked by the Betterbuy wumman if she was granny, babysitting for MM about 10 years ago.

Oh how I still chortle at that every time Mrs G sees her walking down the road, exclaiming how much she hates the poor owld bird.

[Nick]

I used to get something similar at the Primary School gates 

[Barman]

I had a door-to-door salesman at my house in Windsor ask if my Mummy was home... 

[Nick]

So you called LL...

[Barman]

So you called LL...

We were at a spa once and the guy running it asked if I was her son... 

She was thrilled as you can imagine! 

[Nick]

Relayed before, but worth retelling. At a party once I encountered 2  similar looking wimmin. "Ah," I beamed, "you must be mother and daughter."

"No, we are sisters."

I left