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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #9945 on: July 10, 2010, 09:06:26 PM »
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Coat her in Vaseline

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Horribly warm/hot may have to take the champagne to bed don't want this feeling to stop.  The sad thing about this is that my maiden name was Allen so am now going to have become a Ms  I am to old to be a Miss, not modern enough to be a Ms Will just have to be called by my name...

Oh dear the mental image I have of you trying to get hold of Miss D and her slipping from your grasp at terminal velocity will stay with me for a while.
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #9946 on: July 11, 2010, 05:47:31 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 10, 2010, 05:52:47 PM
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Coat her in Vaseline

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No you didn't ...I believe I got sprayed by your neighbour actually  whistle:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #9947 on: July 11, 2010, 05:48:17 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 10, 2010, 09:06:26 PM

Horribly warm/hot may have to take the champagne to bed don't want this feeling to stop.  The sad thing about this is that my maiden name was Allen so am now going to have become a Ms  I am to old to be a Miss, not modern enough to be a Ms Will just have to be called by my name...


What about reinventing yourself with a new name.....what do you fancy   lol: ???
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #9948 on: July 11, 2010, 05:51:38 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 10, 2010, 09:06:26 PM

 The sad thing about this is that my maiden name was Allen so am now going to have become a Ms  I am to old to be a Miss, not modern enough to be a Ms Will just have to be called by my name...


Let people call you what they will ~ so long as it is not late for drinks why worry. Well done and hearty congtrats by the way.
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #9949 on: July 11, 2010, 07:44:54 AM »
Blowin' a bloody hurricane here today, and wooly jumper back on again time too! eeek:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #9950 on: July 11, 2010, 07:45:29 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 11, 2010, 05:47:31 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 10, 2010, 05:52:47 PM
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Coat her in Vaseline

I have...  eyes:

No you didn't ...I believe I got sprayed by your neighbour actually  whistle:

Oh yes...  redface:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #9951 on: July 11, 2010, 08:06:38 AM »
Warm sunny and a bit breezy.
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #9952 on: July 11, 2010, 09:48:26 AM »
Breeze has dropped and it is sunny and pleasant although the temp has dropped from 19deg at 7am to only 17deg now.
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #9953 on: July 11, 2010, 02:09:28 PM »
Been scorchio again today tho, the sea was a bit hilly at Aphrodite's Rock... Miss D didn't manage to get in further than was necessary to empty her bladder...  whistle:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #9954 on: July 11, 2010, 02:13:06 PM »
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #9955 on: July 11, 2010, 02:14:41 PM »
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #9956 on: July 11, 2010, 02:15:27 PM »
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #9957 on: July 11, 2010, 02:42:46 PM »
I have been in the garden for the past few days with my huge erection.
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #9958 on: July 11, 2010, 02:47:16 PM »
I doubt anyone noticed  noooo:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #9959 on: July 11, 2010, 02:49:45 PM »
He's got shingles.
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