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Offline Snoopy

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #10155 on: July 22, 2010, 07:10:35 PM »
Many moons ago the Boeing 707 used to take off in what looked like an almost vertical climb. It wasn't anything of the sort but it looked spectacular as we were all used to aircraft lumbering into the air and slowly gaining height.

I was one of the ground crew sent to Heathrow in a Comet II as part of the fleet that was to take Harold Wilson to Gib for his famous "Tiger" talks with Ian Smith.
In the event the aircraft he was due to use "went sick" during the night and we had to shift all the on board Prime Ministerial kit into the reserve. At 5am the new aircraft " went sick" but in the meantime the original had been fixed so we moved everything back again.

Once HW had taken off, the following aircraft carrying press etc took off and it was decided that the third reserve would now take us all back to Lyneham. We had been sitting on the runway watching these bloody 707s whip up into the wide blue and our pilot asked if we thought we ought to "give the civvies a show". We said yes and the mad bugger tried to imitate a 707 take off in a very elderly Comet II.
I thought the bloody wings were going to come off.  scared2:
He then circled, requested permission to overfly the runway and got it. He told the tower that he was making sure we hadn't left anything behind and "buzzed" the runway at 50 feet. Court Martial! Removed from flying duties as "psychologically unsuited".
Resigned his commission and joined Monarch Airlines.
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #10156 on: July 22, 2010, 07:27:09 PM »
 lol: lol: Wonderful Snoops.
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #10157 on: July 22, 2010, 09:16:10 PM »
A deep blue night sky, the odd cloud and a beautiful moon. Not a drop of rain all day. Either I'm seeing a meteor shower, the hovering of UFOs or the distant lights of planes in a holding pattern waiting to land at Heathrow in the West ...  rubschin:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #10158 on: July 22, 2010, 09:22:31 PM »
Chinese lanterns prolly

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #10159 on: July 22, 2010, 09:27:57 PM »
You could well be right. There were about 5 or 6 of them lined up ~ very difficult to judge the distance.
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #10160 on: July 23, 2010, 06:34:30 AM »
Dull and damp... I have a cold man flu....  cry:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #10161 on: July 23, 2010, 06:53:21 AM »
Dull and damp... I have a cold man flu....  cry:

Result, you will be quarantined kept away from other folk and the baby.  Cheer up man.
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #10162 on: July 23, 2010, 06:59:37 AM »
Dull and damp... I have a cold man flu....  cry:

Result, you will be quarantined kept away from other folk and the baby.  Cheer up man.

Good point, well made....  rubschin:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #10163 on: July 23, 2010, 07:10:05 AM »
If you're poorly you may not be able to come drinking   to Sunday lunch  whistle:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #10164 on: July 23, 2010, 07:11:57 AM »
If you're poorly you may not be able to come drinking   to Sunday lunch  whistle:

**cough** I'd hate to disappoint you... **cough** and the medicinal properties of the booze would prolly help me...  whistle:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #10165 on: July 23, 2010, 07:21:39 AM »

If you're poorly you may not be able to come drinking   to Sunday lunch  whistle:

**cough** I'd hate to disappoint you... **cough** and the medicinal properties of the booze would prolly help me...  whistle:

Or at least you could infect everyone else present. noooo:


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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #10166 on: July 23, 2010, 07:28:10 AM »
Dull and damp... I have a cold man flu....  cry:
You'll have caught it off the sproglet. They've always got summat up with them, spreading their joy amomgst us. ::)

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #10167 on: July 23, 2010, 07:41:58 AM »
Dull and damp... I have a cold man flu....  cry:
You'll have caught it off the sproglet. They've always got summat up with them, spreading their joy amomgst us. ::)

We went visiting yesterday - saw ten of the germ-infested little vermin....  noooo:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #10168 on: July 23, 2010, 07:46:11 AM »
Dull and damp... I have a cold man flu....  cry:
You'll have caught it off the sproglet. They've always got summat up with them, spreading their joy amomgst us. ::)

We went visiting yesterday - saw ten of the germ-infested little vermin....  noooo:

Christ on a almighty bloody bike, She's had tenputlets??!!
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #10169 on: July 23, 2010, 07:47:14 AM »
A litter of piglets   cloud9:
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