A Dutch seaman having spent many many years at sea decided to retire and said to his wife ~ "Where shall we go to live"
She replied that she had heard Switzerland was very nice. "It is clean, with lots of fresh air and they have hills" she told him.
So they moved to Switzerland but within 6 months they were back living in flat old Holland again. Neighbours asked them what had gone wrong with their retirement plans.
"Nothing" said the seaman, "It's just that in Switzerland those bloody hills get in the way of the views"
I'll get my collar and lead now shall I? WALKIES!