What's the weather doing where you are?

[Pastis]

Make that 3 

We're getting a right drenching this afternoon 

[Snoopy]

The farmer's need it. 

[Pastis]

Try telling that to my B-in-law. He's attempting to harvest 

[Snoopy]

Farmers are never happy! It's a known fact.

If they ploughed a furrow and turned up an oil well they would complain about the mess on the tractor.

[Pastis]

Ain't that the truth! 

[GROWLER]

Try telling that to my B-in-law. He's attempting to harvest 

Tell him to stop his moaning and be glad he ain't in Pakistan.

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Can I borrow your wetsuit Miss C I appear to be in the middle of a tempest.   

[Nick]

 

[GROWLER]

Can I borrow your wetsuit Miss C I appear to be in the middle of a tempest.   

Just be glad you don't live in Pakistan.

[Pastis]

Try telling that to my B-in-law. He's attempting to harvest 

Tell him to stop his moaning and be glad he ain't in Pakistan.

He'd probably say (and this is faintly ridiculous quoting something that hasn't been said by somebody who isn't here)

"They should think themselves lucky they don't live in Ethiopia!"

[Just One More]

Farmers are never happy! It's a known fact.

If they ploughed a furrow and turned up an oil well they would complain about the mess on the tractor.

 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Is it just me and if it is  I apologise in advance  I give my dues, I recycle, when the children were at school we filled shoe box after shoe box with boys stuff and girls stuff, I did it willingly, when the Tusnami hit I did my bit, I give blood am a member of the Anthony Nolan Trust, this was set up when one of my children was of a similar age. When I die my bits are going to be donated to science.

My next house, my outgoings are going to be as little as I can get them. I will be using underfloor heating, solar panels, home made, reed beds, some serious insulating, triple glazing.

I do not want to pay bills I will do what I can not to.

|I want to grow my own. including wheat products for bread and chicken feed.  I should really go and take some medication and calm down.

[GROWLER]

Is it just me and if it is  I apologise in advance  I give my dues, I recycle, when the children were at school we filled shoe box after shoe box with boys stuff and girls stuff, I did it willingly, when the Tusnami hit I did my bit, I give blood am a member of the Anthony Nolan Trust, this was set up when one of my children was of a similar age. When I die my bits are going to be donated to science.

My next house, my outgoings are going to be as little as I can get them. I will be using underfloor heating, solar panels, home made, reed beds, some serious insulating, triple glazing.

I do not want to pay bills I will do what I can not to.

|I want to grow my own. including wheat products for bread and chicken feed.  I should really go and take some medication and calm down.

Yes yes yes, all well and good, but IS IT RAINING?  

If so, be glad you don't live in Pakistan is todays BIG message and top tip.

[GROWLER]

Try telling that to my B-in-law. He's attempting to harvest 

Tell him to stop his moaning and be glad he ain't in Pakistan.

He'd probably say (and this is faintly ridiculous quoting something that hasn't been said by somebody who isn't here)

"They should think themselves lucky they don't live in Ethiopia!"

...and my retort would be, "well just thank your lucky stars you don't live within walking distance of Nicksville"

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Can I borrow your wetsuit Miss C I appear to be in the middle of a tempest.   

Just be glad you don't live in Pakistan.

I don't need to I work in Birmingham!