... Ah well, achieving my objectives for the weekend I will annoy people here who say I am useless ...
He didn't like the casserole And he didn't like my cake,
He said my biscuits were too hard Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right, He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer, I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and smacked him one
Like his mother used to do.