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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #12015 on: December 02, 2010, 06:22:42 PM »
Shame on you BM. I am just about to explode having watched two days of inane broadcasting on the box.  It has snowed.  It has snowed some more.  It has snowed and some people are stuck. All of this has taken over an hour to report.

Tonights gem...The big question that I have been asked today over and over again is....why are some places getting more snow than others. We are not dumbing down not at all. Explode:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #12016 on: December 02, 2010, 06:23:14 PM »
Quote from: Barman on December 02, 2010, 06:18:44 PM
Quote from: Pastis on December 02, 2010, 06:17:40 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 02, 2010, 06:12:27 PM
Quote from: tel on December 02, 2010, 06:06:08 PM
The tarpaulin will be frozen to the car.

And the windows will pop out when he pulls it off...  noooo:


Pulls it off  lol: lol: lol:

Oh dear...  redface:

I have a cunning plan  whistle:

The windscreen cracks when you empty the kettle on it...  noooo:

Temperatures will rise on the weekend and I have no of it 'til then  angel1
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #12017 on: December 02, 2010, 06:27:05 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on December 02, 2010, 06:22:42 PM
Shame on you BM. I am just about to explode having watched two days of inane broadcasting on the box.  It has snowed.  It has snowed some more.  It has snowed and some people are stuck. All of this has taken over an hour to report.

Tonights gem...The big question that I have been asked today over and over again is....why are some places getting more snow than others. We are not dumbing down not at all. Explode:

Wot??? Shrugs:

This is my fault why????  rubschin:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #12018 on: December 02, 2010, 06:27:42 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on December 02, 2010, 06:23:14 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 02, 2010, 06:18:44 PM
Quote from: Pastis on December 02, 2010, 06:17:40 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 02, 2010, 06:12:27 PM
Quote from: tel on December 02, 2010, 06:06:08 PM
The tarpaulin will be frozen to the car.

And the windows will pop out when he pulls it off...  noooo:


Pulls it off  lol: lol: lol:

Oh dear...  redface:

I have a cunning plan  whistle:

The windscreen cracks when you empty the kettle on it...  noooo:

Temperatures will rise on the weekend and I have no of it 'til then  angel1

No of it you say...?  rubschin:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #12019 on: December 02, 2010, 06:36:17 PM »
No use of it ...  surrender:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #12020 on: December 02, 2010, 06:37:54 PM »
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #12021 on: December 02, 2010, 06:47:53 PM »
It's not your fault BM.  You were being smutty. nonono:

The crap reporting is another matter entirely.
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #12022 on: December 02, 2010, 06:50:39 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on December 02, 2010, 06:47:53 PM
It's not your fault BM.  You were being smutty. nonono:

The crap reporting is another matter entirely.

Smutty? Moi?  eeek:

Surely not...  noooo:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #12023 on: December 02, 2010, 06:54:23 PM »
Quote from: Barman on December 02, 2010, 06:50:39 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on December 02, 2010, 06:47:53 PM
It's not your fault BM.  You were being smutty. nonono:

The crap reporting is another matter entirely.

Smutty? Moi?  eeek:

Surely not...  noooo:

How you can keep a straight face and say that is beyond me.  rubschin:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #12024 on: December 02, 2010, 06:57:21 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 02, 2010, 06:54:23 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 02, 2010, 06:50:39 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on December 02, 2010, 06:47:53 PM
It's not your fault BM.  You were being smutty. nonono:

The crap reporting is another matter entirely.

Smutty? Moi?  eeek:

Surely not...  noooo:

How you can keep a straight face and say that is beyond me.  rubschin:

Wot? Shrugs:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #12025 on: December 02, 2010, 07:00:34 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on December 02, 2010, 06:11:25 PM
Tipsy will nick it and use it for covering her bitmac  point:

I can't source any resources cos of the weather........ like......  sadsmiley30:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #12026 on: December 02, 2010, 07:02:24 PM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on December 02, 2010, 07:00:34 PM
Quote from: Just One More on December 02, 2010, 06:11:25 PM
Tipsy will nick it and use it for covering her bitmac  point:

I can't source any resources cos of the weather........ like......  sadsmiley30:

Oh poor you... happy100
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #12027 on: December 02, 2010, 07:03:39 PM »
Quote from: Barman on December 02, 2010, 06:50:39 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on December 02, 2010, 06:47:53 PM
It's not your fault BM.  You were being smutty. nonono:

The crap reporting is another matter entirely.

Smutty? Moi?  eeek:

Surely not...  noooo:


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You having a larff?



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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #12028 on: December 02, 2010, 07:08:17 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on December 02, 2010, 07:03:39 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 02, 2010, 06:50:39 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on December 02, 2010, 06:47:53 PM
It's not your fault BM.  You were being smutty. nonono:

The crap reporting is another matter entirely.

Smutty? Moi?  eeek:

Surely not...  noooo:


 happy001 happy001
You having a larff?





Well, wash my mouth out with Domestos if I was being smutty like...  angel1
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #12029 on: December 02, 2010, 07:15:04 PM »
Don't you play the innocent with me young man!  I have the wire brush and dettol ready!
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