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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #12075 on: December 04, 2010, 09:41:06 AM »
Quote from: Barman on December 04, 2010, 09:25:09 AM
Did somebody say something...? Shrugs:

Who's turn is it to change the battery on BM's hearing aid?  whistle:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #12076 on: December 04, 2010, 01:00:07 PM »
3 deg C and Pissio!  evil:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #12077 on: December 04, 2010, 01:00:57 PM »
Scorchio...
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #12078 on: December 04, 2010, 01:01:19 PM »
Bah!  evil: evil:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #12079 on: December 04, 2010, 01:29:52 PM »
I have just fallen arse over tip in the snwo and bruised my bum  sad24:

To make matters worse as I went down my arms went up and I managed to throw my house keys and car keys into a snowdrift  cussing:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #12080 on: December 04, 2010, 01:32:11 PM »

That's God's answer to your question "What could possibly go wrong" as you await Miss D's arrival .... And I'll bet she won't kiss it better for you either  lol:




PS What I like most about you is that you never do things by halves. noooo:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #12081 on: December 04, 2010, 01:33:49 PM »
SWWLTBO says "At least he wasn't wearing a skirt"








You weren't ......... were you?
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #12082 on: December 04, 2010, 01:34:10 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 04, 2010, 01:29:52 PM
I have just fallen arse over tip in the snwo and bruised my bum  sad24:

To make matters worse as I went down my arms went up and I managed to throw my house keys and car keys into a snowdrift  cussing:

It begins . . . .
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #12083 on: December 04, 2010, 01:35:56 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 04, 2010, 01:34:10 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 04, 2010, 01:29:52 PM
I have just fallen arse over tip in the snwo and bruised my bum  sad24:

To make matters worse as I went down my arms went up and I managed to throw my house keys and car keys into a snowdrift  cussing:

It begins . . . .

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #12084 on: December 04, 2010, 01:39:15 PM »
And I have just found a parcel for Christmas like from a lady in South London. Can't werk out what it is as it is bendy but I put it down and several metal objects have stuck to the envelope  eeek:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #12085 on: December 04, 2010, 01:48:29 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 04, 2010, 01:39:15 PM
And I have just found a parcel for Christmas like from a lady in South London. Can't werk out what it is as it is bendy but I put it down and several metal objects have stuck to the envelope  eeek:

Roll it around in the snow - your keys might stick to it like....  whistle:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #12086 on: December 04, 2010, 02:00:39 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 04, 2010, 01:39:15 PM
And I have just found a parcel for Christmas like from a lady in South London. Can't werk out what it is as it is bendy but I put it down and several metal objects have stuck to the envelope  eeek:

Prolly an "Electric" eel.  razz:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #12087 on: December 04, 2010, 03:47:37 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 04, 2010, 02:00:39 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 04, 2010, 01:39:15 PM
And I have just found a parcel for Christmas like from a lady in South London. Can't werk out what it is as it is bendy but I put it down and several metal objects have stuck to the envelope  eeek:

Prolly an "Electric" eel.  razz:

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #12088 on: December 04, 2010, 04:07:57 PM »
Secret Santa present?

Miss D?
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #12089 on: December 04, 2010, 04:46:13 PM »
Miss D is Nick's secret Santa present???  eeek:
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