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Offline Nick

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #14625 on: April 25, 2011, 07:31:04 AM »
What's her phone number?
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #14626 on: April 25, 2011, 07:45:25 AM »
Much as I trust Miss D's judgement in these matters I feel photographic evidence should be supplied.  razz:



Oh and the size of her bank balance would help too.
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #14627 on: April 25, 2011, 07:48:59 AM »
And does she own a pub?

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #14628 on: April 25, 2011, 07:50:24 AM »
And has she got fantastic knockers?
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #14629 on: April 25, 2011, 08:07:20 AM »
Scoundrels ...the lot of you.

She has just rid of one  whistle:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #14630 on: April 25, 2011, 08:08:30 AM »
 redface:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #14631 on: April 25, 2011, 08:50:35 AM »
I mostly despair

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #14632 on: April 25, 2011, 12:35:30 PM »
Meanwhile back on topic gloriously sunny and warm here.   cloud9:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #14633 on: April 25, 2011, 12:37:39 PM »
Scorchio  cloud9:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #14634 on: April 25, 2011, 01:04:53 PM »
Dittio  cloud9:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #14635 on: April 25, 2011, 01:10:43 PM »
Ditto his dittio  cloud9:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #14636 on: April 25, 2011, 02:32:29 PM »
Scoundrels ...the lot of you.

She has just rid of one  whistle:

She needs a complete gentleman, did you tell her Cyprus is a place where she can wear her bikini most of the time?  whistle:

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #14637 on: April 25, 2011, 02:33:39 PM »
Scoundrels ...the lot of you.

She has just rid of one  whistle:

She needs a complete gentleman, did you tell her Cyprus is a place where she can wear her bikini most of the time?  whistle:

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #14638 on: April 25, 2011, 02:38:11 PM »
Oh noes, only where the sun shines (off a bald pate) nearly each and every day.  eveilgrin:

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #14639 on: April 25, 2011, 03:31:19 PM »
The svelte redhead is on the balcony in her bikini  Snoopysick:
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