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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #15735 on: July 01, 2011, 09:04:50 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 01, 2011, 08:47:53 AM
Do women normally go cold when they see you then ?  whistle:

Boss calls a temp into his office.

Boss: " I'd like a coffee please"
Temp: "How do you like it?"
Boss: "The same as I like my women, strong and dark"

The temp is back a few weeks later and is again asked for a coffee.

Temp: "OK, the same as your women?"
Boss: "Yes please"

She fetches him a cup, he tastes it and spits it out.

Boss: "What is that meant to be?"
Temp: "A cup of cold and bitter coffee"
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #15736 on: July 02, 2011, 04:23:58 AM »
Scorchio again...  ::)
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #15737 on: July 02, 2011, 04:28:30 AM »
^^^ similar.
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #15738 on: July 02, 2011, 05:47:21 AM »
Bright and shiney enough to show that the windows need cleaning  redface:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #15739 on: July 02, 2011, 06:08:25 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 02, 2011, 05:47:21 AM
Bright and shiney enough to show that the windows need cleaning  redface:

Get a man in...
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #15740 on: July 02, 2011, 06:16:34 AM »
No one really comes round here offering to clean your windows  rubschin:  I guess the rain is good enough  lol:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #15741 on: July 02, 2011, 06:48:20 AM »
Blue skies bright and sunny. cloud9:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #15742 on: July 02, 2011, 07:15:19 AM »
ditto
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #15743 on: July 02, 2011, 08:38:38 AM »
Ditto Uncle's ditto
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #15744 on: July 02, 2011, 09:14:39 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on July 02, 2011, 08:38:38 AM
Ditto Uncle's ditto
Another Morse code thread...  cloud9:
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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #15745 on: July 02, 2011, 09:47:53 AM »
Mong!
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #15746 on: July 02, 2011, 09:55:28 AM »
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #15747 on: July 02, 2011, 03:34:17 PM »
Twas a loverly day in Oswestry. I had to keep me hat on like.
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #15748 on: July 02, 2011, 04:19:39 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 02, 2011, 03:34:17 PM
Twas a loverly day in Oswestry. I had to keep me hat on like.

Yes, I remembered you were going there today. Glad it stayed fine for you.
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #15749 on: July 02, 2011, 05:41:54 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 02, 2011, 04:19:39 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 02, 2011, 03:34:17 PM
Twas a loverly day in Oswestry. I had to keep me hat on like.

Yes, I remembered you were going there today. Glad it stayed fine for you.

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