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Offline Barman

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #15915 on: July 17, 2011, 01:50:52 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 17, 2011, 12:59:49 PM
One of the effects of a "big" bowl of porridge each morning is that my first constitutional is a a drawn out affair and in terms of volume not dissimilar to giving birth.

So this morning I opened the back door on the West Wing of bruv's house and let his two rat-dogs out then went to drop the kids off at the pool, Motorcycle News in hand.  Mid offload, a gust of wind blew the back door shut and was followed by a short, sharp monsoon. I could hear the hounds yapping. By the time I finished and let them in, they were absolutely drenched.

They are now staring at me with utter contempt  eveilgrin:


I must say, all this detailed information on your bowel movements is most interesting....  noooo:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #15916 on: July 17, 2011, 02:07:41 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 17, 2011, 01:50:52 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 17, 2011, 12:59:49 PM
One of the effects of a "big" bowl of porridge each morning is that my first constitutional is a a drawn out affair and in terms of volume not dissimilar to giving birth.

So this morning I opened the back door on the West Wing of bruv's house and let his two rat-dogs out then went to drop the kids off at the pool, Motorcycle News in hand.  Mid offload, a gust of wind blew the back door shut and was followed by a short, sharp monsoon. I could hear the hounds yapping. By the time I finished and let them in, they were absolutely drenched.

They are now staring at me with utter contempt  eveilgrin:


I must say, all this detailed information on your bowel movements is most interesting....  noooo:

You asked... http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=9229.msg296306#msg296306  whistle:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #15917 on: July 17, 2011, 02:10:13 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 17, 2011, 02:07:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 17, 2011, 01:50:52 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 17, 2011, 12:59:49 PM
One of the effects of a "big" bowl of porridge each morning is that my first constitutional is a a drawn out affair and in terms of volume not dissimilar to giving birth.

So this morning I opened the back door on the West Wing of bruv's house and let his two rat-dogs out then went to drop the kids off at the pool, Motorcycle News in hand.  Mid offload, a gust of wind blew the back door shut and was followed by a short, sharp monsoon. I could hear the hounds yapping. By the time I finished and let them in, they were absolutely drenched.

They are now staring at me with utter contempt  eveilgrin:


I must say, all this detailed information on your bowel movements is most interesting....  noooo:

You asked... http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=9229.msg296306#msg296306  whistle:

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #15918 on: July 17, 2011, 02:12:53 PM »
Indoor play today  sad24:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #15919 on: July 17, 2011, 02:13:12 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 17, 2011, 02:10:13 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 17, 2011, 02:07:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 17, 2011, 01:50:52 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 17, 2011, 12:59:49 PM
One of the effects of a "big" bowl of porridge each morning is that my first constitutional is a a drawn out affair and in terms of volume not dissimilar to giving birth.

So this morning I opened the back door on the West Wing of bruv's house and let his two rat-dogs out then went to drop the kids off at the pool, Motorcycle News in hand.  Mid offload, a gust of wind blew the back door shut and was followed by a short, sharp monsoon. I could hear the hounds yapping. By the time I finished and let them in, they were absolutely drenched.

They are now staring at me with utter contempt  eveilgrin:


I must say, all this detailed information on your bowel movements is most interesting....  noooo:

You asked... http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=9229.msg296306#msg296306  whistle:

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #15920 on: July 17, 2011, 02:15:42 PM »
Thudner!
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #15921 on: July 17, 2011, 02:18:59 PM »
Quote from: tel on July 17, 2011, 02:15:42 PM
Thudner!

Hasn't reached South Sutton yet, just 10 mins rain, 15 mins sun, 10 mins rain, 15 mins sun etc.
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #15922 on: July 17, 2011, 02:19:12 PM »
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #15923 on: July 17, 2011, 03:37:32 PM »


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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #15924 on: July 17, 2011, 04:17:47 PM »
If the weather hadn't actually neen so unbelievably atrocious today, I'd have cried. sad32:

As it is, I actually ended up....hysterically.  happy001
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #15925 on: July 17, 2011, 04:18:20 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on July 17, 2011, 04:17:47 PM
If the weather hadn't actually neen so unbelievably atrocious today, I'd have cried. sad32:

As it is, I actually ended up....hysterically.  happy001

Did you get me bits!  ;D
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #15926 on: July 17, 2011, 04:20:44 PM »
No sorry. The trade stand concerned was last seen floating down the A40 in a southerly direction, aided most helpfully by a northerly gale.
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #15927 on: July 17, 2011, 04:21:51 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 17, 2011, 04:18:20 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on July 17, 2011, 04:17:47 PM
If the weather hadn't actually neen so unbelievably atrocious today, I'd have cried. sad32:

As it is, I actually ended up....hysterically.  happy001

Did you get me bits!  ;D

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #15928 on: July 17, 2011, 04:38:09 PM »
Had to feel a modicum of sorrow for all the poor sods that will have paid an absolute fortune too have a stand at the show.
O'd say the gate must have been well over 50% down on previous years, and everyone was simply scurrying around looking dis-interested tbh, worrying more about how the hell we're all going to get out of this mud bath than a burger and ice cream for whinging whining dripping sodding soaked sprog/s.
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #15929 on: July 17, 2011, 05:30:38 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on July 17, 2011, 04:20:44 PM
No sorry. The trade stand concerned was last seen floating down the A40 in a southerly direction, aided most helpfully by a northerly gale.

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