Bright and breezy, which is annoying, because it it was crap, I could have posted this
The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal Commission for Political Correctness announced today that the climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as 'English Weather'
Rather than offend a sizeable and growing portion of the UK population, it will now be referred to as: 'Muslim Weather'
( Partly Sunni, but mostly Shi'ite )