It better warm up by this time next week! 
You do this every year you eejit!
Dec, Jan, Feb, March = Fvcking cold in the UK
April, May, June, July = Slightly less cold in the UK
Aug, Sept, Oct, Nov = Cooling down in the UK (also very damp and misty)
Gorrit?
Unless you have strong reason to come here then stay in Cyprus 'cos you won't like the weather at any time.