So the sun comes out and .....
the tubes all suddenly have major problems
the traffic snarls and drivers get irritable with each other
the nappy fodder is bawling it's eyes out cos they are all hot and bothered
the sleaze balls all open their shirts 2 buttons too much and attempt to talk to you
the chests of puny and paunchy men suddenly become exposed at will
shop owners feel the need to obscure pavements with their adverts for ice creams
blisters emerge from swollen feet and inappropriate shoes
people moan that they didn't get a good nights sleep cos it was too hot