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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #19875 on: May 25, 2012, 05:04:53 PM »
But it is cleavage weather  cloud9:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #19876 on: May 25, 2012, 06:43:56 PM »
Postponed for today. I suggest 3pm Sunday somewhere in Pafos. What say you?


Yep should be up by then............ :thumbsup:

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #19877 on: May 25, 2012, 07:39:52 PM »
So the sun comes out and .....

the tubes all suddenly have major problems
the traffic snarls and drivers get irritable with each other
the nappy fodder is bawling it's eyes out cos they are all hot and bothered
the sleaze balls all  open their shirts 2 buttons too much and attempt to talk to you
the chests of puny and paunchy men suddenly become exposed at will
shop owners feel the need to obscure pavements with their adverts for ice creams
blisters emerge from swollen feet and inappropriate shoes
people moan that they didn't get a good nights sleep cos it was too hot


 noooo:

Calm down Babe...

 happy100...Have a nice drink...put your head on my shoulder...breath in the Chanel Allure pour homme and relax...

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #19878 on: May 25, 2012, 07:44:04 PM »
What , no ice cream ?  cry:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #19879 on: May 25, 2012, 07:50:59 PM »
What , no ice cream ?  cry:

I could drizzle a melting Magnum over your belly if you like...and like it off...

Good grief...

 noooo:...Oh Pirate... nonono: nonono:

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #19880 on: May 25, 2012, 08:29:10 PM »
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #19881 on: May 25, 2012, 08:31:20 PM »

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #19882 on: May 25, 2012, 08:33:16 PM »
I may need to protect Miss D's virtue, like














































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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #19883 on: May 25, 2012, 08:37:10 PM »
She didn't respond did she...She's off doing what women do when they think of me licking a melting ice cream off their belly... eyes:

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #19884 on: May 25, 2012, 08:39:42 PM »
Scrubbing herself in a shower with Brillo?
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #19885 on: May 25, 2012, 08:43:11 PM »
Scrubbing herself in a shower with Brillo?

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #19886 on: May 25, 2012, 08:47:32 PM »
She didn't respond did she...She's off doing what women do when they think of me licking a melting ice cream off their belly... eyes:




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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #19887 on: May 25, 2012, 08:48:54 PM »
She didn't respond did she...She's off doing what women do when they think of me licking a melting ice cream off their belly... eyes:





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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #19888 on: May 25, 2012, 08:51:25 PM »
You poor deluded fools...she is lying on her bed, legs akimbo...

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #19889 on: May 25, 2012, 08:56:37 PM »
Sorry, I fell asleep  noooo:
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