What's the weather doing where you are?

[Barman]

then offering to gravel  my drive? 

Tarmac... 

FFS, Bitmac!

Paddies always say Tarmac... 

[GROWLER]

Bitmac......my arse!

WhoTF uses that werd ey, apart from YOU that is, ey, WHO, exactly like?

It's 'kin TARMAC.

[Barman]

Bitmac......my arse!

WhoTF uses that werd ey, apart from YOU that is, ey, WHO, exactly like?

It's 'kin TARMAC.

Short fer TarMacadam! 

[Just One More]

Tarmacadam, properly referred to as bituminous macadam or "Bitmac" ... Tarmacadam has become a popular, although technically incorrect, term for both bitmac and for asphalt used to surface pavements, highways and even internal floors.

Note that the the term "Tarmac" ™ © ® is the name of a publicly listed company and they become annoyed enough to set lawyers upon those who take their name in vain and use it to refer to the material "tarmacadam", even though the name has entered the vernacular in the same was as, for example, "Hoover", "Biro" and "Sellotape".

[GROWLER]

Tarmacadam, properly referred to as bituminous macadam or "Bitmac" ... Tarmacadam has become a popular, although technically incorrect, term for both bitmac and for asphalt used to surface pavements, highways and even internal floors.

Note that the the term "Tarmac" ™ © ® is the name of a publicly listed company and they become annoyed enough to set lawyers upon those who take their name in vain and use it to refer to the material "tarmacadam", even though the name has entered the vernacular in the same was as, for example, "Hoover", "Biro" and "Sellotape".

..and what d'ya call an vacumn cleaner, ey what?
A 'OOVER!, regardless as to who made the bloody thing.

[Darwins Selection]

Tarmacadam, properly referred to as bituminous macadam or "Bitmac" ... Tarmacadam has become a popular, although technically incorrect, term for both bitmac and for asphalt used to surface pavements, highways and even internal floors.

Note that the the term "Tarmac" ™ © ® is the name of a publicly listed company and they become annoyed enough to set lawyers upon those who take their name in vain and use it to refer to the material "tarmacadam", even though the name has entered the vernacular in the same was as, for example, "Hoover", "Biro" and "Sellotape".

..and what d'ya call an vacumn cleaner, ey what?
A 'OOVER!, regardless as to who made the bloody thing.

Unless it's a Dyson of course.

[GROWLER]

Tarmacadam, properly referred to as bituminous macadam or "Bitmac" ... Tarmacadam has become a popular, although technically incorrect, term for both bitmac and for asphalt used to surface pavements, highways and even internal floors.

Note that the the term "Tarmac" ™ © ® is the name of a publicly listed company and they become annoyed enough to set lawyers upon those who take their name in vain and use it to refer to the material "tarmacadam", even though the name has entered the vernacular in the same was as, for example, "Hoover", "Biro" and "Sellotape".

..and what d'ya call an vacumn cleaner, ey what?
A 'OOVER!, regardless as to who made the bloody thing.

Unless it's a Dyson of course.

That's just a 'posh' oover for toffs.

[miss Tchevious]

I thought hoovers were called Henry. 

[Barman]

Twatting^TM

[Tipsy Gipsy]

8 degrees, cloudy but not raining.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Well, it's not raining still too dark to see anything else.

[Miss Demeanour]

Damp and dark

[GROWLER]

Twatting^TM

Crackin' name for a 'oover.

[Barman]

Twatting^TM

Crackin' name for a 'oover.

[GROWLER]

Gorra washing machine called 'Bastard' 'ere too.