What's the weather doing where you are?

[apc2010]

Arr, right.

Is there a shop there for hiring clobber like?

Presumably having ski'd in a few other resorts, how do you rate it?

Yes, you can rent clobber... they have skis and boots, not sure about clothes or anything...

It is shit compared to any other resort I've been to - you really wouldn't want to have a skiing holiday there...

For me, I can leave the house at 11, be there by 12, have a coffee and get a half day pass.... back round the pool by five.... 

I've never done it but you can ski in the morning and swim in the sea in the arvo....

I've done it.....swam in sea morning went snow-balling  in afternoon..............

[GROWLER]

Arr, right.

Is there a shop there for hiring clobber like?

Presumably having ski'd in a few other resorts, how do you rate it?

Yes, you can rent clobber... they have skis and boots, not sure about clothes or anything...

It is shit compared to any other resort I've been to - you really wouldn't want to have a skiing holiday there...

For me, I can leave the house at 11, be there by 12, have a coffee and get a half day pass.... back round the pool by five.... 

I've never done it but you can ski in the morning and swim in the sea in the arvo....

I've done it.....swam in sea morning went snow-balling   in afternoon..............

Yea, but have you ski'd there?

[GROWLER]

Meanwhile, it's bloody GORJ here today. 
Light frostiness, slightly nippy for wusses, clear blue sky and that orangey thing is starting to shine! 

Think 'me 'ill' might be calling for me for the first time this year this avvy.

[GROWLER]

Arr, right.

Is there a shop there for hiring clobber like?

Presumably having ski'd in a few other resorts, how do you rate it?

Yes, you can rent clobber... they have skis and boots, not sure about clothes or anything...

It is shit compared to any other resort I've been to - you really wouldn't want to have a skiing holiday there...

For me, I can leave the house at 11, be there by 12, have a coffee and get a half day pass.... back round the pool by five.... 

I've never done it but you can ski in the morning and swim in the sea in the arvo....

Got me own plassy mac  kecks and fingerless mitts.

Well proper fashion guru of the slopes I is.
Sheeple are always staring at me on the slopes, obviously in total awe and admiration.

[GROWLER]

£140 return  Fri -Mon with Sleazy Jet later on this month.

[apc2010]

£140 return  Fri -Mon with Sleazy Jet later on this month.

Deal............ BM can pick you up from hairyport.......

[GROWLER]

£140 return  Fri -Mon with Sleazy Jet later on this month.

Deal............ BM can pick you up from hairyport.......

Very decent of you to offer HIS services.

Dunno yet.
Wondered about bringing MM too if I decided to, as I've promiised her a lickle ski trip sometime fairly soon.
Been discussing Scotland, but the conditions are highly unpredictable, and it's a right twat of a drive up to Braemar/Glenshee.

Are there any forest 'uts    to rent and kip in up there like?

[GROWLER]

Tell ya. I'm arf tempted!

How much is a ski pass, and do they hire planks and poles out like?
How many runs, and variety of grades?

Here... 

That fly over Useless Tub clip was awesome. Shame there was no sound mind.
Didn't realise just how extensive that mountain range was tbh.

Which airport was that that they flew out of?

[Barman]

Tell ya. I'm arf tempted!

How much is a ski pass, and do they hire planks and poles out like?
How many runs, and variety of grades?

Here... 

That fly over Useless Tub clip was awesome. Shame there was no sound mind.
Didn't realise just how extensive that mountain range was tbh.

Which airport was that that they flew out of?

Larnaca...

[Darwins Selection]

£140 return  Fri -Mon with Sleazy Jet later on this month.

If you go via Gatport Airwick, TMR can swap your baggage tags onto a nice set of skis etc.   

[Barman]

£140 return  Fri -Mon with Sleazy Jet later on this month.

If you go via Gatport Airwick, TMR can swap your baggage tags onto a nice set of skis etc.   

 

[miss Tchevious]

I think this is the coldest day in all my time in Cyprus. Get some chains on your tyres BM, we're off to the mountains. 

[Darwins Selection]

I think this is the coldest day in all my time in Cyprus. Get some chains on you BM, we're off to the mountains. 

Sounds a bit chilly for outdoor bondage games. 

[The Moan Ranger]

I think this is the coldest day in all my time in Cyprus. Get some chains on you BM, we're off to the mountains. 

Sounds a bit chilly for outdoor bondage games. 

Miss T is a Northern lass and used to the cold 

[Darwins Selection]

I think this is the coldest day in all my time in Cyprus. Get some chains on you BM, we're off to the mountains. 

Sounds a bit chilly for outdoor bondage games. 

Miss T is a Northern lass and used to the cold 

BM is a Southern softy and will shrink from the task.