What's the weather doing where you are?

[Barman]

I think this is the coldest day in all my time in Cyprus. Get some chains on your tyres BM, we're off to the mountains. 

Yay!

This is the second time I've seen snow in Pissouri...

Last time was ten years ago - we had so much that LL sent me onto the roof to hose off the satellite dish so she could watch eastenders... 

[miss Tchevious]

 

[miss Tchevious]

this is insane! have got 4 layers on and some fingerless gloves. As soon as apey gets the car going he's off to get some wood for the fire. This house was clearly made to be cool in the summer and therefore bastard cold in the winter. 

[The Moan Ranger]

Has apc got his thermal mankini on?

[Barman]

this is insane! have got 4 layers on and some fingerless gloves. As soon as apey gets the car going he's off to get some wood for the fire. This house was clearly made to be cool in the summer and therefore bastard cold in the winter. 

Got the central heating on - and just had gas delivered! 

[apc2010]

Fire going..........

[miss Tchevious]

we don't have central heating but we do have the air con unit that blows hot. The kitchen/dining room/living room is all open plan and massive. Put the heater on yesterday for hours but it takes so long to heat the downstairs its pointless and expensive.

anyhoo, fire is roaring. 

[Barman]

We have the central heating on and the fire going.... 

[apc2010]

We have the central heating on and the fire going.... 

Well you are higher above sea-level than us........












oh and a wuss...........

[GROWLER]

I think this is the coldest day in all my time in Cyprus. Get some chains on you BM, we're off to the mountains. 

Sounds a bit chilly for outdoor bondage games. 

Miss T is a Northern lass and used to the cold 

BM is a Southern softy and will shrink from the task.

That's piggin' rich coming from  from a turnip munching...........SOUTHERNER!

[miss Tchevious]

Has apc got his thermal mankini on?

 

[Darwins Selection]

I think this is the coldest day in all my time in Cyprus. Get some chains on you BM, we're off to the mountains. 

Sounds a bit chilly for outdoor bondage games. 

Miss T is a Northern lass and used to the cold 

BM is a Southern softy and will shrink from the task.

That's piggin' rich coming from  from a turnip munching...........SOUTHERNER!

Turnips grow out of doors just in case you had forgotten, like most things you eat. 

[GROWLER]

I think this is the coldest day in all my time in Cyprus. Get some chains on you BM, we're off to the mountains. 

Sounds a bit chilly for outdoor bondage games. 

Miss T is a Northern lass and used to the cold 

BM is a Southern softy and will shrink from the task.

That's piggin' rich coming from  from a turnip munching...........SOUTHERNER!

Turnips grow out of doors just in case you had forgotten, like most things you eat. 

yea. But WHO plucks 'em from the snowy fields ey, who, exactly?

Bet you sit there in yer mahoosive air conditioned tractor listening to Beethoven, issuing your orders like the Fat Controller via a piggin gold plated loud hailer!!

[Darwins Selection]

I think this is the coldest day in all my time in Cyprus. Get some chains on you BM, we're off to the mountains. 

Sounds a bit chilly for outdoor bondage games. 

Miss T is a Northern lass and used to the cold 

BM is a Southern softy and will shrink from the task.

That's piggin' rich coming from  from a turnip munching...........SOUTHERNER!

Turnips grow out of doors just in case you had forgotten, like most things you eat. 

yea. But WHO plucks 'em from the snowy fields ey, who, exactly?

Bet you sit there in yer mahoosive air conditioned tractor listening to Beethoven, issuing your orders like the Fat Controller via a piggin gold plated loud hailer!!

Well of course the serfs do all the menial stuff, this is the 19th century you know. 

[GROWLER]

I think this is the coldest day in all my time in Cyprus. Get some chains on you BM, we're off to the mountains. 

Sounds a bit chilly for outdoor bondage games. 

Miss T is a Northern lass and used to the cold 

BM is a Southern softy and will shrink from the task.

That's piggin' rich coming from  from a turnip munching...........SOUTHERNER!

Turnips grow out of doors just in case you had forgotten, like most things you eat. 

yea. But WHO plucks 'em from the snowy fields ey, who, exactly?

Bet you sit there in yer mahoosive air conditioned tractor listening to Beethoven, issuing your orders like the Fat Controller via a piggin gold plated loud hailer!!

Well of course the serfs do all the menial stuff, this is the 19th century you know. 

Good man!

You don't 'ave a dog and bark yerself like do you?