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Sunnio here too...........least your dog house will be warm.........
dull with intervening scattered dull and dull outlookfffreezing as well
Quote from: SteveK on February 25, 2013, 11:42:18 AMdull with intervening scattered dull and dull outlookfffreezing as wellWarm here but loads of Sahara sand in the air making it quite misty.... ..and covering everything with shite...
Quote from: Barman on February 25, 2013, 12:25:39 PMQuote from: SteveK on February 25, 2013, 11:42:18 AMdull with intervening scattered dull and dull outlookfffreezing as wellWarm here but loads of Sahara sand in the air making it quite misty.... ..and covering everything with shite... Is it time for my Sarah Pippilini joke?
St. PeterThree devout Catholic Italian nuns die on their way to mass. When they reach Heaven St. Peter is waitng for them.He says, "Sisters, you have all led remarkably holy lives. Since you never sinned I will give you each six months on Earth as any person you wish to be, to fulfill any desires you may have."The first nun says, "I want to be Madonna" St. Peter says, "Let it be done".The second nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren" St. Peter says, "Let it be done."The thrid and final nun says, "I want to be Sarah Piplini" St. Peter thinks and says, "Who?" The nun takes a crumpled newspaper clipping from her habit and hands it to St. Peter. He laughs and says, "No, no sister, you've got it all wrong, it was the Sahara Pipeline that was laid by 1600 men in 6 months."
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 25, 2013, 12:41:10 PMQuote from: Barman on February 25, 2013, 12:25:39 PMQuote from: SteveK on February 25, 2013, 11:42:18 AMdull with intervening scattered dull and dull outlookfffreezing as wellWarm here but loads of Sahara sand in the air making it quite misty.... ..and covering everything with shite... Is it time for my Sarah Pippilini joke?Is it this one: -QuoteSt. PeterThree devout Catholic Italian nuns die on their way to mass. When they reach Heaven St. Peter is waitng for them.He says, "Sisters, you have all led remarkably holy lives. Since you never sinned I will give you each six months on Earth as any person you wish to be, to fulfill any desires you may have."The first nun says, "I want to be Madonna" St. Peter says, "Let it be done".The second nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren" St. Peter says, "Let it be done."The thrid and final nun says, "I want to be Sarah Piplini" St. Peter thinks and says, "Who?" The nun takes a crumpled newspaper clipping from her habit and hands it to St. Peter. He laughs and says, "No, no sister, you've got it all wrong, it was the Sahara Pipeline that was laid by 1600 men in 6 months."If so, then no....
Quote from: Barman on February 25, 2013, 12:52:12 PMQuote from: Darwins Selection on February 25, 2013, 12:41:10 PMQuote from: Barman on February 25, 2013, 12:25:39 PMQuote from: SteveK on February 25, 2013, 11:42:18 AMdull with intervening scattered dull and dull outlookfffreezing as wellWarm here but loads of Sahara sand in the air making it quite misty.... ..and covering everything with shite... Is it time for my Sarah Pippilini joke?Is it this one: -QuoteSt. PeterThree devout Catholic Italian nuns die on their way to mass. When they reach Heaven St. Peter is waitng for them.He says, "Sisters, you have all led remarkably holy lives. Since you never sinned I will give you each six months on Earth as any person you wish to be, to fulfill any desires you may have."The first nun says, "I want to be Madonna" St. Peter says, "Let it be done".The second nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren" St. Peter says, "Let it be done."The thrid and final nun says, "I want to be Sarah Piplini" St. Peter thinks and says, "Who?" The nun takes a crumpled newspaper clipping from her habit and hands it to St. Peter. He laughs and says, "No, no sister, you've got it all wrong, it was the Sahara Pipeline that was laid by 1600 men in 6 months."If so, then no.... How about the one with the punchline "..laid by 3000 Arabs in one year." ?
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 25, 2013, 01:02:59 PMQuote from: Barman on February 25, 2013, 12:52:12 PMQuote from: Darwins Selection on February 25, 2013, 12:41:10 PMQuote from: Barman on February 25, 2013, 12:25:39 PMQuote from: SteveK on February 25, 2013, 11:42:18 AMdull with intervening scattered dull and dull outlookfffreezing as wellWarm here but loads of Sahara sand in the air making it quite misty.... ..and covering everything with shite... Is it time for my Sarah Pippilini joke?Is it this one: -QuoteSt. PeterThree devout Catholic Italian nuns die on their way to mass. When they reach Heaven St. Peter is waitng for them.He says, "Sisters, you have all led remarkably holy lives. Since you never sinned I will give you each six months on Earth as any person you wish to be, to fulfill any desires you may have."The first nun says, "I want to be Madonna" St. Peter says, "Let it be done".The second nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren" St. Peter says, "Let it be done."The thrid and final nun says, "I want to be Sarah Piplini" St. Peter thinks and says, "Who?" The nun takes a crumpled newspaper clipping from her habit and hands it to St. Peter. He laughs and says, "No, no sister, you've got it all wrong, it was the Sahara Pipeline that was laid by 1600 men in 6 months."If so, then no.... How about the one with the punchline "..laid by 3000 Arabs in one year." ?Oh, I don't know that one....
St. PeterThree devout Catholic Italian nuns die on their way to mass. When they reach Heaven St. Peter is waitng for them.He says, "Sisters, you have all led remarkably holy lives. Since you never sinned I will give you each six months on Earth as any person you wish to be, to fulfill any desires you may have."The first nun says, "I want to be Madonna" St. Peter says, "Let it be done".The second nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren" St. Peter says, "Let it be done."The thrid and final nun says, "I want to be Sarah Piplini" St. Peter thinks and says, "Who?" The nun takes a crumpled newspaper clipping from her habit and hands it to St. Peter. He laughs and says, "No, no sister, you've got it all wrong, it was the Sahara Pipeline that was laid by 3000 Arabs in one year."
Darwins was funnier,,,,,,,,,,,,
