Here ...for the hard of learning ......... 
http://cyprus.angloinfo.com/classifieds/viewclassified/301100/1972-mgb-roadster
Which one of you wrote this? Come on hands up who was it? See me after class, this is a disgrace of cringe worthy proportions.
“I t ‘ s A D u c k ‘ s L i f e !”
“I’m a duck… communicating
For my mate I’m calmly waiting
‘Making noise quite like a cluck
‘Guess that’s why I am a duck?”
“You’re a hen!”, I hear you saying
“Free-range eggs you’re daily laying!”
‘Rather be on peaceful lake
Shovel-beak, I am no fake!
Ducklings follow, children feeding
Soon be time for lots more breeding
Moorhens passing, pigeons too
“Least it isn’t London Zoo”! (I hate zoos!)
‘Think of Paphos, birds they cower
Shooting at them ev’ry hour
Idiots in “army clothes”
“Stick a rifle up your nose!!”
Relatives from France are flying
“Bloody nuisnace!”, I am sighing
“Do not like to share my food
Zut Alors, my foulest mood!”
Watch out: children stones are throwing
‘Rather have a day of snowing!
‘Give a call to Kestrel friend
“Kids just drive me ’round the bend!”
Kestrel brings a “seagull army”
“Time to drive those children barmy!”
Dropping nasty “souvenirs”
Children shedding many tears!
Happy duck on child-free water
Followed by my quacking daughter
Ev’ning meal of plankton stew
“Guess my life has problems few!” A Happy Duck! x x x x For Dear Heinz x x x x
