I am with Miss T on this one fried bollocks I can cope with sweaty ones are a different matter.
Nick is correct we are all going to die again. We are heading for the worst storm to hit the UK since the last worst storm. We have been told that waves are wet and highly dangerous, we must stay away from them and might get deaded if we don't. We must only go out if absolutely necessary otherwise we might get deaded. We must stay away from windows as gale force winds might blow some twigs at them and we might get deaded.