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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #36990 on: December 28, 2017, 09:58:45 AM »
At werk   noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #36991 on: December 28, 2017, 10:16:24 AM »
The weather gave me some pretty annoying trouser problems this morning  evil:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #36992 on: December 28, 2017, 10:26:53 AM »
Quote from: Nick on December 28, 2017, 10:16:24 AM
The weather gave me some pretty annoying trouser problems this morning  evil:

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #36993 on: December 28, 2017, 10:28:08 AM »
It was NOT funny cussing: cussing:

Will explain later. Just arriving King's X cloud9:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #36994 on: December 28, 2017, 10:33:02 AM »
Quote from: Nick on December 28, 2017, 10:16:24 AM
The weather gave me some pretty annoying trouser problems this morning  evil:

Ball lightning ???
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #36995 on: December 28, 2017, 10:56:03 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on December 28, 2017, 10:33:02 AM
Quote from: Nick on December 28, 2017, 10:16:24 AM
The weather gave me some pretty annoying trouser problems this morning  evil:

Ball lightning ???

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #36996 on: December 28, 2017, 04:09:04 PM »
As a result of a slight overnight tumble drying malfunction my selected attire today was slightly damp. I decided to wear the damp jeans anyway, reasoning they would quickly dry.

I then encountered the Arctic temperatures outside and, while scraping ice off the car windows, noticed I had some short of mild paralysis.

The residual dampness in my trousers had flash frozen  cussing: cussing: cussing:

I had to practically goose-step to my driver door and force my knees into a sitting position. Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #36997 on: December 28, 2017, 04:46:43 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 28, 2017, 04:09:04 PM
As a result of a slight overnight tumble drying malfunction my selected attire today was slightly damp. I decided to wear the damp jeans anyway, reasoning they would quickly dry.

I then encountered the Arctic temperatures outside and, while scraping ice off the car windows, noticed I had some short of mild paralysis.

The residual dampness in my trousers had flash frozen  cussing: cussing: cussing:

I had to practically goose-step to my driver door and force my knees into a sitting position. Banghead Banghead Banghead

You soiled yourself...  noooo:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #36998 on: December 28, 2017, 04:50:49 PM »
You utter mong. My fvcking trousers froze solid  Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #36999 on: December 28, 2017, 05:03:36 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 28, 2017, 04:50:49 PM
You utter mong. My fvcking trousers froze solid  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Because you soiled yourself... ::)

I hope you didn't get Suzie to iron them...?  noooo:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #37000 on: December 28, 2017, 05:05:03 PM »
I steamed dry on the train  ::) ::) Suzi spent most of lunch pumping me for information about viagra. eeek:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #37001 on: December 28, 2017, 11:55:16 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 28, 2017, 05:05:03 PM
I steamed dry on the train  ::) ::) Suzi spent most of lunch pumping me for information about viagra. eeek:

Pumping .............snigger ...... noooo:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #37002 on: December 29, 2017, 05:06:26 AM »
Hot enough to boil a monkey’s bum here

Got to 39 degrees
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #37003 on: December 29, 2017, 07:48:37 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on December 28, 2017, 11:55:16 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 28, 2017, 05:05:03 PM
I steamed dry on the train  ::) ::) Suzi spent most of lunch pumping me for information about viagra. eeek:

Pumping .............snigger ...... noooo:

 nonono:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #37004 on: December 29, 2017, 08:05:00 AM »
Sunny. Forecast is rainio...
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