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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #135 on: July 04, 2008, 04:00:02 PM »
Probably not  noooo:

I get hot and sweaty on the train but looking around no one else seems to. Very odd.

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #136 on: July 04, 2008, 04:27:10 PM »
Whilst there is a well documented history of Witchcraft in Wales I suspect that Welsh Witches is used more for alliterative purposes than for any desire on the part of the ladies of the principality to cast spells ~ although there was one I met in my younger days who certainly bewitched me at the time eyes:













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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #137 on: July 04, 2008, 04:42:54 PM »
The ladt in question is Welsh (although she denies it). And she weighs the same as a duck. Therefore she is a witch.

And she has "magical stones" for a necklace.

Case closed.


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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #138 on: July 04, 2008, 04:48:01 PM »
I was given a 99 ice cream in return for a kindness  cloud9:  I cannot remember the last time I had one.
You are unlikely to get a kindness in here.

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #139 on: July 04, 2008, 04:49:11 PM »
You don't have to tell EVERYBODY!
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #140 on: July 04, 2008, 05:15:20 PM »
Cheap, cheap hound ...

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #141 on: July 04, 2008, 05:17:23 PM »
Only Best Bitter mind.
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #142 on: July 04, 2008, 05:37:06 PM »
You're welcome to the Best Bitter but I'll pass on the foot licking  eeek:

Come to think of it, we haven't had a lurid and prurient toe sucking scandal recently; it used to be all the rage. Perhaps it's gone out of fashion  confused:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #143 on: July 04, 2008, 05:45:20 PM »
You're welcome to the Best Bitter but I'll pass on the foot licking  eeek:

Come to think of it, we haven't had a lurid and prurient toe sucking scandal recently; it used to be all the rage. Perhaps it's gone out of fashion  confused:

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #144 on: July 06, 2008, 02:24:31 PM »
You're welcome to the Best Bitter but I'll pass on the foot licking  eeek:

Come to think of it, we haven't had a lurid and prurient toe sucking scandal recently; it used to be all the rage. Perhaps it's gone out of fashion  confused:

Give BM time ~ he'll get there eventually  whistle:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #145 on: July 07, 2008, 02:04:58 PM »
Our factory is flooding! Effing sky has opened, stair rods etc.  scared2:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #146 on: July 07, 2008, 02:10:47 PM »
It won't last long. We had it earlier. 5/10 mins at most.

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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #147 on: July 07, 2008, 02:21:11 PM »
Our factory is flooding! Effing sky has opened, stair rods etc.  scared2:
No doubt they've just sacked the only person that knows where the mop and bucket is...  point:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #148 on: July 07, 2008, 02:21:53 PM »
Our factory is flooding! Effing sky has opened, stair rods etc.  scared2:
No doubt they've just sacked the only person that knows where the mop and bucket is...  point:

Funny you should say that. Cleaner has gone I just been told.
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #149 on: July 07, 2008, 02:29:58 PM »
It won't last long. We had it earlier. 5/10 mins at most.

Only a slight drizzle in Sutton.

Journey home could be fun though, as a 'kin great lorry has apparently just done a nose dive into Carshalton Ponds. Congestion will be biblical.  cussing: