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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #150 on: July 07, 2008, 02:33:34 PM »
Our factory is flooding! Effing sky has opened, stair rods etc.  scared2:
No doubt they've just sacked the only person that knows where the mop and bucket is...  point:

Funny you should say that. Cleaner has gone I just been told.
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #151 on: July 07, 2008, 03:05:39 PM »
Our factory is flooding! Effing sky has opened, stair rods etc.  scared2:
No doubt they've just sacked the only person that knows where the mop and bucket is...  point:

Funny you should say that. Cleaner has gone I just been told.
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #152 on: July 07, 2008, 04:17:57 PM »
 thatsit: thatsit: thatsit:    Window rattling thunderstorm   scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #153 on: July 07, 2008, 04:22:51 PM »
Its an opportunity to get rid of any gullible irritants in the office. Just send them on to the roof with a metal rod and tell them they need to see how much water has landed on it......  whistle:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #154 on: July 07, 2008, 05:34:41 PM »
soaked to the skin  cry: cry: cry:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #155 on: July 07, 2008, 05:38:30 PM »
soaked to the skin  cry: cry: cry:
Poor you...  happy100

Come down to the cellar and I'll give you a rub down with my towel...  eyes:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #156 on: July 07, 2008, 05:39:09 PM »
Have you been on the watermelon again BM?  noooo:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #157 on: July 07, 2008, 05:39:44 PM »
Have you been on the watermelon again BM?  noooo:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #158 on: July 07, 2008, 05:40:43 PM »
It was on the news earlier that watermelon has the same effect as Viagra......
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #159 on: July 07, 2008, 05:42:00 PM »
It was on the news earlier that watermelon has the same effect as Viagra......

only 2 of them when held to a woman's chest lol:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #160 on: July 07, 2008, 05:44:22 PM »
It was on the news earlier that watermelon has the same effect as Viagra......
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They are in season here at the moment! 7c/Kg  cloud9:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #161 on: July 07, 2008, 05:45:07 PM »
It was on the news earlier that watermelon has the same effect as Viagra......

only 2 of them when held to a woman's chest lol:

Words of experience there Miss D?  whistle:
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #162 on: July 07, 2008, 05:46:50 PM »
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #163 on: July 07, 2008, 05:50:22 PM »
Not allowed to eat watermelon ~ sugar content is considered lethal for diabetics.

And it's p*ssing down here too.
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Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Reply #164 on: July 07, 2008, 05:53:52 PM »
Same here - stair rods. Floods everywhere. I may have to stay in the pub until it abates.