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Offline Uncle Mort

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Start as you mean to go on
« on: July 02, 2008, 10:37:48 AM »
So the "Apprentice" is too ill to go to work.

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Poor little chap is suffering from a "flu like virus" after his holiday.

Self diagnosed no doubt.  ::)



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Re: Start as you mean to go on
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2008, 10:40:48 AM »
Ahhh! Bless his little cotton socks ~ BUT is this really "NEWS"?
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Re: Start as you mean to go on
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2008, 10:53:21 AM »
Who knows  shrugs:

Isn't news just gossip with pretensions?
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Re: Start as you mean to go on
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2008, 10:56:36 AM »
 rubschin: Reckon so.
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Re: Start as you mean to go on
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2008, 10:58:33 AM »
£100,000 a year! I'd have to be dying before I didn't make it in!  eeek:
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Re: Start as you mean to go on
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2008, 11:08:13 AM »
Thass wot I’m talking about!  point:

Wanker!  noooo:
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Re: Start as you mean to go on
« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2008, 11:11:14 AM »
Talking of non-news… did anybody see Macca on the TV this morning pushing some pointless advert to raise £2M for disabled athletes?  shrugs:

FFS, he could drag £2M out of his loose change jar on the side of his bed. Wanker!  noooo:

No more free hobnobs for Macca Nick – charge him 20p next time.  ;)
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Re: Start as you mean to go on
« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2008, 11:13:13 AM »
Is he going to enter Heather Mills?
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« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2008, 11:13:50 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 02, 2008, 11:13:13 AM
Is he going to enter Heather Mills?
Not any more Nick...  noooo:
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Re: Start as you mean to go on
« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2008, 11:14:44 AM »
Barman rose to my bait!
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« Reply #10 on: July 02, 2008, 11:15:37 AM »
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Start as you mean to go on
« Reply #11 on: July 02, 2008, 11:22:14 AM »
 point:
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Re: Start as you mean to go on
« Reply #12 on: July 02, 2008, 11:39:39 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 02, 2008, 11:11:14 AM
Talking of non-news… did anybody see Macca on the TV this morning pushing some pointless advert to raise £2M for disabled athletes?  shrugs:

FFS, he could drag £2M out of his loose change jar on the side of his bed. Wanker!  noooo:

No more free hobnobs for Macca Nick – charge him 20p next time.  ;)

You can say the same for any celebrity who tries to raise money though. Seeing someone like Phil Collins in an afican village in the middle of nowhere telling us that "£2000 will allow this village to build a well giving them clean drinking water" gets to me when we all know that they probably paid more flying club class over there or going by private jet.
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Re: Start as you mean to go on
« Reply #13 on: July 02, 2008, 11:41:30 AM »
Why do I find myself thinking about Bon(i)o? evil:
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