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Offline Just One More

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Living Will
« on: July 04, 2008, 02:18:01 PM »
Last night Mrs JOM and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

So she got up, unplugged the laptop, and threw out my pint...

Bitch!
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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Living Will
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2008, 02:21:27 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on July 04, 2008, 02:18:01 PM
Last night Mrs JOM and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

So she got up, unplugged the laptop, and threw out my pint...

Bitch!
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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Living Will
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2008, 04:39:33 PM »
Why is this in the Comedy Room? It is too close to the truth to be funny. redface:
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