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Re: Berek chicken farming
« Reply #15 on: July 05, 2008, 11:10:03 AM »
I recall something about lawnmower restrictions too..........
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Re: Berek chicken farming
« Reply #16 on: July 05, 2008, 11:16:41 AM »
All that said she steadfastly refuses to return to live in the UK but I suppose after almost twenty years she is used to their way of life. When she does visit she finds the UK a "filthy place". She delights me by speaking a sort of fractured English whilst retaining her Dorset accent. There must be a lot of Dorset sounding Swiss as she has spent much of her time there teaching English to pre-school children.
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Re: Berek chicken farming
« Reply #17 on: July 05, 2008, 11:23:43 AM »
Buy some Geese too - they can be the chickens minders.

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Re: Berek chicken farming
« Reply #18 on: July 05, 2008, 11:25:15 AM »
He could get a donkey too  cloud9: .And some goats.

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Re: Berek chicken farming
« Reply #19 on: July 05, 2008, 11:26:55 AM »
He can borrow my shotgun?

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Re: Berek chicken farming
« Reply #20 on: July 05, 2008, 11:28:13 AM »
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Re: Berek chicken farming
« Reply #21 on: July 05, 2008, 11:55:17 AM »
I intend to call my chickens Marks and Spencer.. speaking of which hurry over to my M&S thread in the restaurant

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Re: Berek chicken farming
« Reply #22 on: July 05, 2008, 11:57:32 AM »
But they are boys' names  rubschin:
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Re: Berek chicken farming
« Reply #23 on: July 05, 2008, 12:00:09 PM »
But they are boys' names  rubschin:

doesnt matter to me, they wont know that like

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Re: Berek chicken farming
« Reply #24 on: July 05, 2008, 12:00:55 PM »
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Re: Berek chicken farming
« Reply #25 on: July 05, 2008, 12:02:28 PM »
Kosher Hens?  whistle:
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Re: Berek chicken farming
« Reply #26 on: July 05, 2008, 12:04:05 PM »
Kosher Hens?  whistle:

I'll need to get an Imam to bless them  whistle:

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Re: Berek chicken farming
« Reply #27 on: July 05, 2008, 12:05:41 PM »
Kosher Hens?  whistle:

I'll need to get an Imam to bless them  whistle:

That's Halal  Banghead


For Kosher you need a Rabbi but the original Mr Marks and Mr Spencer were Jewish which was why I asked. censored:
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Re: Berek chicken farming
« Reply #28 on: July 05, 2008, 12:10:26 PM »
I was joking, with reference to this years Apprentice, in which the candidates asked a muslim to bless a chicken  whistle:

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Re: Berek chicken farming
« Reply #29 on: July 05, 2008, 12:12:30 PM »
There are only three of us here. Nick doesn't have a TV and I never watch one.  evil:
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